Oh, I'll MAKE you write bad checks...I'll make you give me a night at Moscow on the Hill for being insolent, you insane Kingdom of Loathing-addicted Chili-snarfing Meat-obsessor you! Your cats disdain your presence!!! I bet if you were here at the Museum I'd find you molesting some poor neo-classical sculpture and I"d have to whack you repeatedly with some Prairie-School furniture!!! And then I'd have to stop because all the moaning would be too embarrasing, and I'd just have to make all the guards come and point and laugh at your sorry sculpture-molesting self. We live for that. Oh yes we do...
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2006-04-30 06:26 pm (UTC)