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...I got through yesterday's extra-longish day better than I suspected; though I was very tired. The seeeecret formula is as follows: Lots of foot-massage on break, caffeine, ibuprofin, an epsom-salt soak when I got home and lots of arnica ointment. My feet feel up to another long haul, in theory...but this is gonna be a total madhouse today, since it is the Official Opening of the New Wing. Lots of VIPS and press and weirdness and whatnot. *gulp*

At least this is an unusual schedule...I don't have to do this all the time. And my paycheck will be ever so appreciative. I may be too tired to spend any of it, though. *fights yawning* There are good things about this, like having extremely good company to be tired with and lots of snackitude provided by the Management. Enough sugar and carbs and we can all work 'till the wee hours. (Uhh--wheeee? Nope, nope, not enough coffee yet for that. maybe later.)


And a little later today when things really get in the swing of it, I will have once again the Mausi Insults the World event...I will energetically and at length insult anyone who asks me to...Wait until later today for me to really get up steam for it; when the fatigue toxins kick in and the hordes of drunken people in cocktail dresses descend upon me and my cow-irkers. Insults, insults, insults--you want em, I gots em, for you AND your mothers....


So there you are...

Date: 2006-06-10 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirreal13.livejournal.com
I'm an obnoxious condescending critic from NY City. What insults do you have for me?

Date: 2006-06-10 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
Bring me down a peg or two, Missy. I can handle it.

oooooooh, you know me well, sir...

Date: 2006-06-10 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Dear punk-ass mofo Manhattan Refugee:

You're an elitist scumbag who doesn't know a decent piece of art from a hole in the ground! You only like modern art because your jailbait boyfriend likes it, and you glorify the truly awful to impress your country-club friends!! You're a closet drunk, and you can't wait for some starving artist to die so you can flip his work and buy yourself a co-op in Tribeca, far from the cares and filth of actual work. And for God's sake, GO THE HELL HOME when it's time for us to lock up!!!!!

*spit venom and growls*

Date: 2006-06-10 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Deep breath*

Good heavens, woman, WHAT possesed you to wear a hairnet in public?!?!?! My eyes--I've gone blind!!! Blind!!! And it's all your fault, with your hairnetty sneer and your scratching-where-it-itches-in-public thing...Oh gods, you did it again, didn't you?!?!?! I'm blind again!!! That's not what a wooden spoon is for, lady!!! It's just too horrible....

Date: 2006-06-10 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
*looks at the spoon*
Want me to mix you up a batch of my famous brownies?
*scratches back*

Re: oooooooh, you know me well, sir...

Date: 2006-06-13 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirreal13.livejournal.com
That was very well done Ossifer Maus... (standing and clapping hands)...

You must be a very tired Maus... Hang in there...

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