Cornnnn...

[msfledermaus]

One of my beloved cow-irkers is eating corn on the cob at me.
Yes, it's so true. I probably shouldn't have started sighing and staring at the buttery buttery corn so wistfully. Now he's chomping at it making yummy noises like, "Wow, this is sooo sweet!" and "Mmmmf, mmmmmm!" I hate him utterly--it's a really low blow to aggressively eat corn at someone who doesn't HAVE any, in my humble opinion...

Dammit, the corn's gone. Smug bastid.

*whines*

Comments

[i.livejournal.com]

time to plot your revenge!

If it's any consolation...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

...I predict he'll be paying a visit to the bathroom in about an hour. ;)

[roadskoller.livejournal.com]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
Corn on the cob......*drool*

[emschin.livejournal.com]

I think there are ordinances against "agressive corn eating".

Did you see?

[daifu.livejournal.com]

Inthe STrip today, front page of the Source section there's pictures of the well-dressed at the MIA opening.One of the pics is of a woman in an orange dress. Would this be the same one you were mentioning (if you've seen the paper)?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I'mmaking curry tomorrow--I make DAMN good curry. See if I share any!!

Re: If it's any consolation...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

And more bathroom-time today too--he brought four more ears this morning:P

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I know...I must buy many corns. Right now.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

If not--there should be...*whimper*

Re: Did you see?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I'll have to go look-haven't seen the paper yet today...