Grumph...

[msfledermaus]

...I have a female cow-irker who really, really REALLY wants me to go out drinking with her and a few other cow-irkers next week on a night where I can't stay out late. I always feel like total crap if I'm not sleeping and have to work the next day early. She's super-nice, but super-pushy, and it's getting on my nerves this morning, my saying, "Look, the timing's really bad, I've got lots of stuff going on, I like you guys a lot but I don't think I'll be able to go." over and over and over... I'm just trying to do what you do with insistent people--be polite, firm, and just keep repeating yourself until it sticks...

And there's another Jesus pamphlet in the breakroom. Double grumph. If I brought in prosteletizing stuff for my religious views I'd most likley get thrown to the wolves and HR to boot. I'm cool with people's various faiths; I just don't want the Christ staring out at me in the workplace when I'm trying to take a break. Grumph grumph grumph...

Comments

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

You could have some fun with it. Scan it in to the computer and make some edits to the text and maybe some images. Like super-imposing Buddy Christ over someone. Print it out and replace the original and see who notices :)

[mcohenmn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, or Cthulu in the background, about to devour Christ!

Cthulu Saves ....
[Picture of Struggling Christ]
In Case He's Hungry Later!

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

Ooooo... that would be good! Replace the whole thing with C'thulhu propaganda! That would be perfect!

[bbcaddict.livejournal.com]

I say you should make a fake Chick tract- lookalike cover and all- about how AWESOME satan is.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I now have a new project to draw this weekend....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
*rubs hands with evil glee*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oooh....I could do that, couldn't I? or resurrect our in-joke about Satan's redneck brother, Stan... I have a coworker who would be delighted to help me, too...

Okay, now I feel sooooo much better!

[bbcaddict.livejournal.com]

Chick tracts are so brilliantly, totally unintentionally hilarious.
Erik has one where a college professor who teaches evolution gets argued down by a creationist with "facts".
The college professor also yells a lot and says things like "If you don't believe me GET OUT OF MY CLASS!!!11!!!!". It's awesome.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I remember those from various gas-stations and laudromats in Bozeman, MT...the ones about the Druids were particularly funny. I've got a friend who collects them.

Hmmm, maybe the friend can lend me a couple so I can get the pictures right?

[mcohenmn.livejournal.com]

They're here: http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp