Dear Sandy-Clawz...
Dec. 7th, 2006 11:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausDear Mr. Sanmdy-clawz:
I have been an awfully good Maus this year--there's been all kinds of stuff that was awful and unhappy I had to do and didn't wanna that I Did Anyway, and lots of bad tempting eeeeevil things that I Didn't Do, even though I wanted to Really Badly. I think this deserves something good, personally. (Uhhhh....please?)
Anyway, I thought it would be a good idea to write a list of things I would like for ChristmasHannukahKwanzaaYule. I know most of my wishes get brutally ignored due to scarcity of stock. (That "peace" thing I keep asking for--it's just not on the shelves lately, huh?) But I think this year if you tried for at least one item it would really make me a better Maus next year. Really it would. I wouldn't stick peanut butter on anything that didn't need it, honest.
One (1) Big Old Victorian house, with bay windows and a turret on the side. Could be Queen Anne architecture; I'm not picky. The more Addams-Family like, the better. Or:
Howl's Moving Castle. Not just the movie--the actual castle. I realize it'll need some serious cleaning...
Enough Lush bath goop to stock a swimming pool.
A large indoor swimming pool for all the Lush bath goop. A biggish bot tub is acceptable.
One (1) Trip to Hawaii. That's even better than a swimming pool.
A Great deal of Dark chocolate. It's er, medicinal.
Enough yarn to make either a bazillion little gutmonsters or finally finish my Apartment cosy.
(I'm already halfway there.)
Time. I want some time to work on things. I know Hogwarts doesn't give out those time-turner things anymore, but maybe there's just one left?...
Peace. I know I keep asking, and you just shrug your shoulders and look sadly back at the screen, but it never hurts to keep on asking anyway...
I'm sure there's more stocking-stufferish stuff you can add that I didn't cover, but those are the important ones. The Bailey's and milk and the orange sugar cookies will be in the same place as last year, I promise.
Love, Ms Maus, a Very Good Girl Indeed...
I have been an awfully good Maus this year--there's been all kinds of stuff that was awful and unhappy I had to do and didn't wanna that I Did Anyway, and lots of bad tempting eeeeevil things that I Didn't Do, even though I wanted to Really Badly. I think this deserves something good, personally. (Uhhhh....please?)
Anyway, I thought it would be a good idea to write a list of things I would like for ChristmasHannukahKwanzaaYule. I know most of my wishes get brutally ignored due to scarcity of stock. (That "peace" thing I keep asking for--it's just not on the shelves lately, huh?) But I think this year if you tried for at least one item it would really make me a better Maus next year. Really it would. I wouldn't stick peanut butter on anything that didn't need it, honest.
One (1) Big Old Victorian house, with bay windows and a turret on the side. Could be Queen Anne architecture; I'm not picky. The more Addams-Family like, the better. Or:
Howl's Moving Castle. Not just the movie--the actual castle. I realize it'll need some serious cleaning...
Enough Lush bath goop to stock a swimming pool.
A large indoor swimming pool for all the Lush bath goop. A biggish bot tub is acceptable.
One (1) Trip to Hawaii. That's even better than a swimming pool.
A Great deal of Dark chocolate. It's er, medicinal.
Enough yarn to make either a bazillion little gutmonsters or finally finish my Apartment cosy.
(I'm already halfway there.)
Time. I want some time to work on things. I know Hogwarts doesn't give out those time-turner things anymore, but maybe there's just one left?...
Peace. I know I keep asking, and you just shrug your shoulders and look sadly back at the screen, but it never hurts to keep on asking anyway...
I'm sure there's more stocking-stufferish stuff you can add that I didn't cover, but those are the important ones. The Bailey's and milk and the orange sugar cookies will be in the same place as last year, I promise.
Love, Ms Maus, a Very Good Girl Indeed...
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Date: 2006-12-07 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-07 06:00 pm (UTC)Although you have indeed been a Very Good Girl, I am sad to inform you that even though my pack expands magically I cannot possible fit a Victorian House AND a swimming pool AND Howl's Castle in it.
Believe me, I am working on the Peace thing. It's scarce, and every year it seems more and more people ask for it. Should I locate some, be assured you are on my list for a Very Large Portion.
Yr obedient servant,
Sanmdy-ClawZ
Esq.
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Date: 2006-12-07 08:41 pm (UTC)*grumble*
maybe I can put the victorian house on the moving castle--style AND transportability...whaddaya think? I can power it with hamsters on little wheels.....a LOT of hamsters on wheels...
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Date: 2006-12-07 08:42 pm (UTC)*waits patiently, candy cane in mouth*
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Date: 2006-12-07 08:44 pm (UTC)