Braiiiiiins...Braiiiiiiins...

[msfledermaus]

I had zombie dreams all night long last night. I usually get them when it's a stressful time, and this week hasn't been great...Just these involved horrible dreams where there are zombies everywhere and I have to evade them or fool them or seek shelter or kill them. It's usually a metaphor for being overwhelmed, I think. It's also my excessive zombie-movie watching taking over my my subconscious for a while too...

I kinda feel like a zombie today...Ullllgh...

Doesn't help that I was walking to the bus stop and some guy and his girlfriend are ahead of me stalled at a light...and one of them starts yelling out the window...
GUY: "............"
Me: "What?"
GUY "................."
Me: "I can't hear you! What?"
*Motorcycle roars past*
Guy..."Mickey Mouse...he's a tranvestite, you know!!"
Me: *Snort* "Who the Hell cares!?!?...."

Yep, it's gonna be interesting today...meanwhile, my offer still stands...I will be happy to insult anyone who asks me to today as well...You want insults, I gots 'em, peoples...

Comments

[pianolessdevil.livejournal.com]

I might need a good insult for my husband. This sales lady he works with has somehow prevented him from getting a commission check last month because she's a retard when it comes to Excel. I've been sifting through my files and files of brain matter trying to figure out a great insult...alas, I have none stored. ^_^

insults

[thepinksatan.livejournal.com]

See for me it would be too easy, you just have to go after the quality of my meat or the quality of my footwear.....now frenchie, thats easy for a whole slew of different reasons.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...howzabout, "You Eeeeeeeeediot!!! How DARE you try to trick people into thinking you can count?!?!? You cannot successfully pick your nose two time out of three, much less work a computer...or are you just surfing for porn or what? You DISGUST me!!!"

I'll have better ones later, once the Public pisses me off enough:)

Re: insults

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not going there; I'd have too much fun insulting Frenchie, I would...I wouldn't be able to stop; you'd have to drag me into a corner and duct-tape my mouth shut after a while.

[pianolessdevil.livejournal.com]

He loved it!!! *laughs maniacally*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Good! Yet another satisfied customer...