Since I have a hectic kinda day ahead of me...

[msfledermaus]

...I will do my favorite coping mechanism for frustrations that boil right over at the Jade Mines. I will gleefully, madly and inventively insult anyone who asks me to today. It will be rude, possibly adult, and definitely funky-fresh. But it will only be to those who ask for it, I mean, really really ask for it...

I can even start everybody off with a freebie:
*ahem*

You are *all* whiny, oversleepin' BeastMan-lovin' cousin-frenching bloated bags of undercaffeinated Jello pudding, bebeh!!! And I luuuuuvs to watch it wiggle!!!

*pokes you in tummy*

So there, hah!!

Comments

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Is that the best you can do? Come on, give it to me!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

ahhh, such an early and perky insult-request!!! I could KISS you!!!

No really, I could kiss you except for all the horrible bits of leftover food that's still stuck in your mouth from all that Taco Bell that hasn't been brushed or gargled out in DAYS...It's putrid, putrid like the grave Ken Lay!! The stench!!! The dirty, dirty, vile, revollllting stench of the Devil's Tacos!!! You disgust me with your gut-churny non-tooth-brushing ways!!! Tacos!!! The vileness of your tacoooooooos!!!

*retch retch puke churn retch*

Go wash your face and brush your teeths, madam!!! before I puke at you yet again!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

But I've been savin' that stuff for later when I get hungry again! I'll share...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Oh yeah, and my cow-irker Mike says that you're "A festering sack of urine that longs for the day it can get it's head out of it's ass long enough to suck the oozing puss out of an incontinent walrus's rectum..."

Hey, he said it, not me...
*point point*

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Haha ewww!

*runs off crying like a big crybaby on a crying...thing...*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oooh, now I feel the guilt....come to the compliments page and be healed of the sobbing:)

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

You can't insult me! Hah!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

You're right, I can't...no insult would go far enough, not cuss-word would sufficiently describe the raw horrible ickyness, the stench, the evil, cunning, bloated dead warthoggishness, the Wide-stance-yness, the non-mushroom-eatingness, the pure craptasticularness that is YOU...

Nope, nope, not even close. Where's that thesaurus of mine?

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Ha! I knew you couldn't insult me. Because I lllooooovvve you. Your words cannot harm me!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hey, you only hurt the ones you love, you vodka-snorting fat-keistered communist...

and, lest I forget, you can pick up your lovey compliment in the next post up; in case you were needing solace from the dark, hurty despair of the taunting...

[annablume.livejournal.com]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Then have some sticks and stones, Baby!!!
*starts throwing big sticks and chunks of granite at you*

You backsliding knitter, you!! Take that! And That!! You're funny-looking and you dress your husband funny! You're like the American Idol people who can't sing and try anyway!! Take that! *fling* and that! *throw* Ahahahahha!!!