And now for some sweet, sweet lovin'...

[msfledermaus]

Yesterday I had a lovely time dishing out the insults for my beloved friends. You helped me channel stress in an healthy and amusing way, and I am grateful beyond words...

So now, I have a new theme for today: For anyone who asks, I will give them lush, full, sweet, gooey compliments...with sugar on top. Especially to those I have insulted, since they need the spiritual healing the most...

*puts on extra lipstick and bats eyelashes*

Who loves you, bebeh? I do, I do...

Comments

[fleur.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes please, I'd adore a compliment on a Monday morning!! Especially from my dear maus.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Well, gosh, I just think you're the swellest lady ever!!! You and your big blue eyes and your knitting fabulousness and how you take no crap whatsoever from boys who carry large mayonnaise jars!!! You helped me move and everything, and that show a mighty generous and adorable soul that shines right through your angelic face. I hope when you sleep little fairies come in and leave you big presents full of cake and money and cashmere!!! because you're worth it, ever so worth it...

Hey, we gots to have the coffee sometime--I gots some cashmere to spinand everything,and we can poke it and marvel at the softness!!

[fleur.livejournal.com]

What a darling you are!!

And yes, must hang out soon. Also discuss Afghan of Death. And cashmere. And such.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think you'll enjoy my DethSquare, and now that I'm not so busy I can make more...and more...and even more....
*cackle*

i prefer insults

[nasrudra.livejournal.com]

they are usually more honest ;-)

Re: i prefer insults

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Well, you should have responded to the insult post, then, shouldn't you? I'm afraid this is the compliments section, so you're stuck with them...you adorable little snuggly-wuggly you! You have a soul full of sunshine and strawberry kisses, and the cute pastel teddy bears of looooooove recognize you as friend and confidante. And the little ponies, too! Even the stormy storm-clouds are your pals, and stop their rain and thunder just because you ask them SO very nicely...

*steps back and waits for the gagging*

bears...

[nasrudra.livejournal.com]

I always register my software in the name of Tenderbum the Analsoft Bear, c/o Analsoft Bathroom Tissue, Waukega, IL

I should not have done this on the job, as once it wound up in the meta data of some JPGs we put on a client's website... that wasn't Tenderbum though, it was registered that time to Filipino Cannibal Brotherhood, Manilla, PI

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Be careful, I can't take too much sugar or I get all anxiety-ridden.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Alll, you poor sweet sugary bundle of boo-boo...Your limpid eyes and sweetness of soul should be able to take the sugary, sugary wonderful-ness that should be yours, all yours!!!

[sassylidge.livejournal.com]

I definitely need a compliment today!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think you're sassy, sassy as sassy could be, and I think you're really an awesome person, who I'm so glad to see every time you pop up in my lj posts:)

I like you veeeeeeery much!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

No need to compliment me. Your every word is a pillow for my ego.

Or something.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

The clouds in the sky should be your softest, softest pillows, because your ego definitely deserves such a heavenly seat for your huge and wondrous brains...

and I just think you rock generally:)

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

So which is it? Soft pillows or rock? ;-)

Sickeningly sweet prose and bad jokes aside, have some yourock back atcha! Muah!