The Sneaky Re-Return of the Snow Thief...
Feb. 28th, 2008 09:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausToday I came dragging home after a very very long work week. Uuugh.
And of course, it was snowing. We're all really sick of snow at this point in my lovely Northern homeland. But after a bite of dinner and a rest, I ran outside with the shovel and found it light and fluffy stuff, reeeeeeal easy to shovel. So of course I started stealing snow from the neighbors again. Heeheehee! I got all the way down the street to my State rep's house. *beams proudly*
One little problem with being a Snow Thief, though--getting caught. I was, big-time. I was just about to write, "I'm in yur yard, stealin' yer snows" in the side-yard. Ben the Neighbor popped up just as I was finishing his side stairs and said, "Uhhh, you know, we're like, a co-op and stuff, but that was, like, my snow, and you're oppressing me by stealing my snow and stuff." I grinned and said, "Oh, okay, I'll just put it all back right where I found it. I think I can even put some extra on, just for you!" "Nooooo, that's okay--but we're having hot buttered rums when you get cold, Missy..."
And sure enough, I got hijacked. Forced--forced, I tellya! Forced to drink really good hot buttered rum and watch Project Runway and South Park until I was sorry for snow-theft. Geez, I guess I learned my lesson, huh?...
But that doesn't mean that there aren't copycat snow-thieves out there, somewhere, waiting for their chance to do some serious damage with a snow shovel...Beware! It could happen to you!!!
And of course, it was snowing. We're all really sick of snow at this point in my lovely Northern homeland. But after a bite of dinner and a rest, I ran outside with the shovel and found it light and fluffy stuff, reeeeeeal easy to shovel. So of course I started stealing snow from the neighbors again. Heeheehee! I got all the way down the street to my State rep's house. *beams proudly*
One little problem with being a Snow Thief, though--getting caught. I was, big-time. I was just about to write, "I'm in yur yard, stealin' yer snows" in the side-yard. Ben the Neighbor popped up just as I was finishing his side stairs and said, "Uhhh, you know, we're like, a co-op and stuff, but that was, like, my snow, and you're oppressing me by stealing my snow and stuff." I grinned and said, "Oh, okay, I'll just put it all back right where I found it. I think I can even put some extra on, just for you!" "Nooooo, that's okay--but we're having hot buttered rums when you get cold, Missy..."
And sure enough, I got hijacked. Forced--forced, I tellya! Forced to drink really good hot buttered rum and watch Project Runway and South Park until I was sorry for snow-theft. Geez, I guess I learned my lesson, huh?...
But that doesn't mean that there aren't copycat snow-thieves out there, somewhere, waiting for their chance to do some serious damage with a snow shovel...Beware! It could happen to you!!!
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2008-02-29 04:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-01 02:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-29 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-01 02:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-01 02:57 pm (UTC)