A few amusing things...
May. 28th, 2008 07:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausI just thought I'd share...
My idea of being a rogue docent has caught on...I told Gail the cow-irker about the tour I was leading tomorrow and she thought it was a great idea. So great that she's decided to join me in my funky dance of spreading unauthorized knowledge. *giggles evilly* Since there's now two of us, we made up a club--the Society of Weird Outlawed Rogue Docents, or SWORD. We have our own agenda. We will give tours....scary, strange tours, for no good reason, with scurrilous research, gossip and the occasional out-and-out fabrication. We will argue with each other about who is actually right about something...at length. We will make fictional biographies of ourselves and have snooty tea parties and call each other, "Dahling." We will love every second of it. *giggles more* And I bet I can find more people who want to do the same thing...alright, peoples, who wants to be a tour guide of Evil? I know ya wanna, I can feel it from here...
Also, my work had an Incident today. Yes, with a capital I. Someone was, shall we say, acting in a lewd and lascivious manner in our galleries. He was reported to us by some startled patrons, and it turned out he left us *something* to remember him by. So we scrambled hither and yon, trying to find the guy and maybe introduce him to some nice men in blue uniforms. Alas, it was not to be...we think he ummm...finished up, and then bolted before we could catch him. Eeeeew. I told the Queen of Stuff about it and she was laughing and laughing for about five minutes. It is pretty funny stuff, in a sick kinda way.
So, that's my day...planning evil and hunting perverts. And yours?
My idea of being a rogue docent has caught on...I told Gail the cow-irker about the tour I was leading tomorrow and she thought it was a great idea. So great that she's decided to join me in my funky dance of spreading unauthorized knowledge. *giggles evilly* Since there's now two of us, we made up a club--the Society of Weird Outlawed Rogue Docents, or SWORD. We have our own agenda. We will give tours....scary, strange tours, for no good reason, with scurrilous research, gossip and the occasional out-and-out fabrication. We will argue with each other about who is actually right about something...at length. We will make fictional biographies of ourselves and have snooty tea parties and call each other, "Dahling." We will love every second of it. *giggles more* And I bet I can find more people who want to do the same thing...alright, peoples, who wants to be a tour guide of Evil? I know ya wanna, I can feel it from here...
Also, my work had an Incident today. Yes, with a capital I. Someone was, shall we say, acting in a lewd and lascivious manner in our galleries. He was reported to us by some startled patrons, and it turned out he left us *something* to remember him by. So we scrambled hither and yon, trying to find the guy and maybe introduce him to some nice men in blue uniforms. Alas, it was not to be...we think he ummm...finished up, and then bolted before we could catch him. Eeeeew. I told the Queen of Stuff about it and she was laughing and laughing for about five minutes. It is pretty funny stuff, in a sick kinda way.
So, that's my day...planning evil and hunting perverts. And yours?
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Date: 2008-05-29 07:43 am (UTC)I'll bring cookies.
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Date: 2008-05-29 02:10 pm (UTC)And also, Incident? EEEEEEEW.
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Date: 2008-05-29 05:29 pm (UTC)Awwww....If you can't make it, maybe we can have some kind of goat-petting tour later this summer instead? You knows you wants to pets ze goats...
And yeah, total eeew on the Incident...the disturbing part is, we're pretty sure he was in with a teenage school group we had at the end of the day...Sooooooo, this means his classmates have to have class with someone who's an indecent exposure case in public. If so, the kid needs to get therapy NOW before he gets worse as an adult.