the Zombie Meme, it has me in it's clutches!!! Yarrgh!!!

[msfledermaus]

Pianolessdevil put up a Zombie Meme, and I can't resist it. Not at all...

"You are trapped in a mall with the Zombie Menace. Please choose one weapon to protect yourself, one song to have in the background, and one celebrity to fight by your side..."



My choices would be:

1 (One) flamethrower, Sigourney-Weaver-style. Fire...bad!!!
2: "Urban Monkey Warfare" by KMFDM
3: I'm torn between Henry Rollins and Uma Thurman from "Kill Bill"...but I'd have to choose Bear Grylls from Man Vs Wild. Not only would he kill lots and lots of zombies, but he'd also build a tent out of stuff looted from The Gap and use his skills to signal other survivors. He'd probably teach me how to make zombie-jerky too, once the food from the Qwick-e-mart ran low...

So there you are:)

Comments

[pianolessdevil.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! "zombie-jerky"...I wonder what that tastes like. Gotta be full of protein. XD

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

No, not jerky! You've got to kill the mutant zombie pathogens in the meat, or you'll become one of them.

[riotdorrrk.livejournal.com]

stay away from the zombie meat... you' ll catch the leprousy

[pianolessdevil.livejournal.com]

This is true. We can't be fighting the enemy if we're one of them.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think we may have to REALLY cook it a lot...maybe add lots of chilis, Bobby Flay-Style? Now THAT's a secret ingredient Iron Chef isn't using anytime soon...Zombie flesh!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*munch munch munch* Whuh? Oh yeah, zombie flesh..
*looks at sandwich*
Oh....No....

*twitch twitch*