Midday doldrums...

[msfledermaus]

And I have the Whys:
(Which I often have answers for, but that doesn't keep the why's away.)

Why can't I go home and decoupage something?
Why do I never have enough copy paper?
Why do I have this fatal attraction to Sharpie Markers?
Why do I want chocolate even when I've had a lovely lunch complete with lemonade?
Why do I miss neglectful friends?
Why am I still haunted by the gibbering specter of class? (gibber gibber gibber)
Why am I so bothered by how much or how little money I make?
Why do I want things that are bad for me?
(Cheap clothes, cheesecake, feather boas and pizza rolls come to mind)
Why are my friends being laid off left right and center?
Why do I have to look at W. Bush's face every time I turn around?
Why whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy?

*Whew* PMS, methinks.


I think I need a tea and chocolate break.

Ms Eff, sneaking down to the breakroom...

Comments

[banana.livejournal.com]

Feather boas are good

...unless you get them in your cheesecake.

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

See, I knew you'd understand...

*picks feathers out of cheesecake*

[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOSH!

i LOOOOOOOVE Sharpies with a capital OVE!
i too miss neglectful friends.
cheescake and feather boas are SO not bad for you, especially if you wear a boa while eating cheesecake!!

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Does anybody here see a trend besides me?

Cheeeeeeesecaaaaaaaakeeeee....