msfledermaus | Getting ready for another day of weirdness at the Jade Mines...

Checklist at the ready!

Am I actually dressed? Yes.
Fed? Yes.
Given caffeine? Yes.
Lunch/gum/ibuprofin packed? Yes.
Socks acquired? Yes.
Snark factor on/off: On.
Weirdness antenna high/low: High.
Freak attractor on/off: Off.
Exciting Bruce Lee noises: Enabled.
Invisibility shield: Still broken. Humph.
Attitude check: *ahem* "Youuuuu suck!" On.
Perpetual distrust and amusement concerning authority figures;general/specific: Cranked up to 11.

Congratulations! You are now ready to be returned to the madness, already in progress...