Awright, awright...

[msfledermaus]

I can't help this meme...it makes me want to yell, "let's go do some crimes! Let's go get sushi and not pay!!!"

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

And if I see this meme around, I will definitely accuse you of many, many things...or I will accuse your parents. Or your cat. I'm accusing somebody!!

Comments

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

Ditching on the sushi bill... by accident! It would get cleared up at the station, tho.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are correct...I mistakenly thought it was Free Sushi Night, and then there was a misunderstanding after I drank all that two-for-one sake. there was a chopstick up someone's nose, but that wasn't me. Nothing to see here, people...

[scentedwoods.livejournal.com]

I'd think it must have been some sort of knitting needle as weapon situation.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Who, what? Me? Nooooooo...
*Hides bloodstained needles behind back*

[scentedwoods.livejournal.com]

Wait, isn't there some sort of historical mayhem with spinning wheels? Poison pricked fingers?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know anything about any pricked fingers or spinning wheels or fingering a prince or anything like that...that curare got onto the distaff on it's own, ya got me? I want my lawyer!!!

[fleur.livejournal.com]

This is HARD. umm .. accidentally forgetting to pay for pocky?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*chuckle*

Aw man, everybody just knows me too well...the worst anyone has come up with so far is "Forgot to pay"...how about just plain stolen? Or I could have run over someone's grandma! Or made crank calls to suicide hotlines!!..

but no...I'm just so flippin' good:P

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Cupcake Dealer.

I swear those cupcakes are like crack.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Funny you should say that...hehhehehheeehhhhh...

It's the buttercream that hooks 'em for life, I say!

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

You knitted up a coupla folks not obeying you, the queen, at work. You know how you are. You and that knitting! You took it to the streets and lookit the trouble it got you!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Too true...I did it, I did it and I'm proud, Copper, Proud!! See? Ahahahaha!!

[laurapalmer813.livejournal.com]

Something involving a goat. Something unspeakable... :P

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Hides goat*

But she looks pretty in a pink sundress!

[vwip.livejournal.com]

Operating an orbital mind-control laser without a licence.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I would never...never ever...okay, hardly ever...I blame Cynnerth, I gave it to her last!!
*point point*

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Aggravated beverage dictatorcide...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

He made terrible, terrible coffee...someone had to save the rest of us, and that someone was me...

It's a far, far better thing I do than I've ever done before...and I left a pound of kona in the freezer before the cops nabbed me.

I regret that I have but one <strike>wife</strike> LIFE... Damn you, Freud

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Alas, Ms. Mausi... She put her life on the line to save tens of thousands. OK, 10,000 taste buds, but unique beings nonetheless...