Browsing a catalog full of bedding...

[msfledermaus]

..Terrible, just terrible...pastels everywhere you look. Not a single set of sheets or towels in black. Criminal, I say.

Okay, the featherbeds look so very very very very sofftzzzzzzzz.....

Ms Eff, asleep with her head in the envelopes again, getting papercuts on her forehead...