I have decided...
Jul. 3rd, 2001 11:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus...to be a princess. Today. That's right, you heard me.
A Russo-American-Princess...a RAP.
(Well,I thought of being a Russo-Italian-Portuguese-German-Welsh-American-Princess, but that spells RIPGWAP. Not very compelling, is it? I thought not.)
Anyway, I will hold my head up high and lofty. I will be elegant and say, "Indeed" a lot. I will
talk about myself in the third person, cover myself in glittery stuff, and bathe in exotic unguents...in other words, no different from anything I do now, so why not just call myself a princess and be done with it?
So from now on, my formal title will be:
Lady Duchess Contessa Princessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus. (Ms)
So there you have it. Take that, world!!!
Ms Eff, taking applications for the Court of um...courtliness. yeah...
A Russo-American-Princess...a RAP.
(Well,I thought of being a Russo-Italian-Portuguese-German-Welsh-American-Princess, but that spells RIPGWAP. Not very compelling, is it? I thought not.)
Anyway, I will hold my head up high and lofty. I will be elegant and say, "Indeed" a lot. I will
talk about myself in the third person, cover myself in glittery stuff, and bathe in exotic unguents...in other words, no different from anything I do now, so why not just call myself a princess and be done with it?
So from now on, my formal title will be:
Lady Duchess Contessa Princessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus. (Ms)
So there you have it. Take that, world!!!
Ms Eff, taking applications for the Court of um...courtliness. yeah...
