I have decided...

[msfledermaus]

...to be a princess. Today. That's right, you heard me.

A Russo-American-Princess...a RAP.
(Well,I thought of being a Russo-Italian-Portuguese-German-Welsh-American-Princess, but that spells RIPGWAP. Not very compelling, is it? I thought not.)

Anyway, I will hold my head up high and lofty. I will be elegant and say, "Indeed" a lot. I will
talk about myself in the third person, cover myself in glittery stuff, and bathe in exotic unguents...in other words, no different from anything I do now, so why not just call myself a princess and be done with it?

So from now on, my formal title will be:

Lady Duchess Contessa Princessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus. (Ms)

So there you have it. Take that, world!!!

Ms Eff, taking applications for the Court of um...courtliness. yeah...

Comments

RIPGWAP

[i.livejournal.com]

has a ring to it. anagram for PAWGRIP

Re: RIPGWAP

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...that's not very regal, either. D'oh!!!

(neither is prawprg...or gawprip...or any of the others I could come up with...)

Re: RIPGWAP

[i.livejournal.com]

how about PIGWRAP?

Re: RIPGWAP

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Definitely NOT, sir!!!

*Hmmf!*

Re: RIPGWAP

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

You beat me to it!!! (PIGWRAP): is that like a sausage wrapped in bacon?

[redthread.livejournal.com]

I think you should make people call you by your ENTIRE name, and kiss your ring!!

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh...I like that...

Lady Duchess Contessa Princessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, dubbing you
Lady RedThread, High Ring-kissing Enforcer...
*hands over the Ceremonial Baseball Bat*

[redthread.livejournal.com]

Ooooo, I LIKE having the baseball bat!!! *evil glint in eyes*

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I knew you would...*Evil grin of evil*

[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

you're a RAP, and i'm a PAP!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

(polish)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

come PAP, let's go get sushi and go shopping for glittah!!! I'm on a mission!!!!

Ms Eff, who has a royal family already!!!Wow, that was fast!

[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

Yes, Rap, let's away, lest we get to the glittah store after it has closed. We can order our sushi and eat it whilst riding in our diamond studded horse drawn carriage.

*clap clap*

Our cloaks, and tiaras, houseboy!! and bring them to us wearing only your boxers while you're at it!

[banana.livejournal.com]

Get your subjects to make these.
They'll have to throw them at the ceiling so you are showered, not walloped.

Fantastic!!!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

And it so happens I HAVE hollow eggs right now at my disposal!!! (Don't ask, do you really want to know why?)

ooooh, that's too cool!

And with my luck, people WOULD pelt me with them..but I wouldn't mind!!!

Ms Eff--thank you!!!Now I know what I'm making for tomorrow!!!

Re: Fantastic!!!!!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see that! From a long way away, of course.

Re: Fantastic!!!!!

[banana.livejournal.com]

Look. 8~)

Your royalness is universally acknowledged.

Hmmm

[glitterypixie.livejournal.com]

I say "Indeed" all the time! and I am glittery! I want to be a princess TOO! I will leave it up to your master wit to come up with a wonderful princess name for me! YAY! since I am way uncreative today BAH!

Re: Hmmm

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

By the power invested in me by my own smart-aleck mouth, I hereby bestow the honor of Princessa to the Gliterry one, whose name is now...


*Drum Roll*

Little Sprightly Miss Hot-Pink-Party-Pants-Princessa of Beautful Scenic Chicago!!!

Now get out there and make them kiss your hands or make them pay!!!!

Ms Eff, bringing down the riding crop on the counter for emphasis..*Whack!*

LMAO!! Hehe

[glitterypixie.livejournal.com]

YOU are just tooooooo scrumptious!!! Too CUTE! *LUBYA* *KissKiss

Re: Hmmm

[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

hmph....I'm jealous....all of a sudden PAP doesn't sound very fancy OR glamorous.

Ooh! Me, me, me!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

May I be on your most courtly court of courtesans? I'd like to be a Baron. May I? I'd settle for Count, but Baron is preferred.

(Of course, you'll have to include the Baroness.)

Re: Ooh! Me, me, me!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

ooooo! ooooo! *waving my hand in earnest* I wanna be Baroness!!!

Re: Ooh! Me, me, me!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

By the Power invested in my by the glittery glitter of glittery things everywhere i hereby dub you.....

*Drum Roll*

Lady Baronessa-most-cultured Cynnerth of the I Love Lucy Moments!!!!

Your tutu and cardboard crown awaits, as does the handsome Baron in the corner!!!

Re: Ooh! Me, me, me!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I could use a Lord Baron Godfathery figure...

By the power invested in me by this here fairy GodMother wand I hereby declare you:
*Drum roll*

Lord Baron Sirrah Freekee Von Low_Delta!!!!

Grab a sash and make yourself at home!!

Re: Ooh! Me, me, me!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

It is indeed an honor to serve on Your Highnessness's High Court of Courtly Courtesans. I can only hope that my service is of the requisite calibre.

Now, do you need anyone kneecapped?

I, Baron Von Low_Delta, am ever at your service.