msfledermaus | Ya wanna see what we get up to on the patio? Of course you do...

There are many inherent risks of Patio life on my humble, pretty Island. Overindulgence in meaty things, cheesy things and delightful little nibbles is common. The occasional poke-fight breaks out. There are hot grills. There are large tongs. There is wildlife...

And if you're not careful, you can break out into a terrible case of HeadPigeons. Look at these poor, suffering souls...and be grateful that you're not here yourself, or you, too may end up with a horrible, horrible case of HeadPigeons...