I'm saying this all week long, I swear I will...

[msfledermaus]

It was a good day, it was a bad day...well, mostly it was a weird day. Ladies from the suburbs were clawing each other's eyes out in front of their toddlers for free tea kettles. My favorite, favorite part was when someone objected to my locking a door they decided they must go through.
He dashed for the door, I jumped in front of it and said, "Whoa, there!" He then stuck out his hand in this condescending handshake, and I screeched, "Don't TOUCH meeee!" (Couldn't help it; it just popped out of my mouth. I blame his scary hands.) When I finally had the Captain come help me, it was Captain Emily, who witnessed with me the guy saying, "This lady won't let me through this door, and she treated me like a spider monkey!!" Wait...whaaat?

And of course, Captain Emily came through for me. "We can open this door for you now that we're officially secure, but it helps if you're not a jerk about it, sir..." This, people--This is the sister I should have had...*wipes away tears of gratitude*

I love and hate my job at the same time...heh. "Spider monkey..."

Comments

[thepinksatan.livejournal.com]

and a lovely tea kettle it is....i think i hear the cocoa whistling now

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I am delighted to know it's in appreciative hands!

[mcohenmn.livejournal.com]

OMG cocoa ... must make my own NOW!