*adjusts goofy Future-reading turban...*

[msfledermaus]

Okay....Since it's still cold and dark and whatnot, and somebody sent me a copy of the Sun newspaper, I have been inspired. By diabolical forces, no doubt, but inspired nonetheless...to TELL YOU ALL YOUR FUTURES!!

Yes, yes indeed, I am a psychic thing, who will make the mysterious future spill it's guts for you! Things you wanted to know! Things you never wanted to know! Things you totally don't even care about!! All these and more, I can tell you...for FREE!!

All ya gotta do is put a comment in the commenty section, with a question. Give me your questions, and I will pull aside the veil that separates the now and the future!!!*





* Okay, this is mostly me making things up to amuse myself and possibly you. But keep in mind I am no less psychic than any other psychic hotline out there...and sometimes much, much more. On occasion I get a lucky strike mixed in with the idiot stuff. You have been warned...

Comments

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

March fourth?

[mistressmedusa.livejournal.com]

what do you know about that house that keep showing up in my dreams?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*crosses eyes and hums*

I see....I see that this house is an echo of your soul. It will be a place that you'll live in one day, possibly for many, many years. It could also be the site of several mysterious alien abductions as well, so don't get too excited. I'd recommend good locks on the doors and a taser by the bed...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hup two three for, hup two three for!

Nono, March fourth...*gets all fuzzy-headed*...snow. Lots and lots of snow. There will be shovelling, and people like me, who do most of the shovelling on my block, will be tired and in need of cocoa. You, sir, have a huge driveway...I'd prepare yourself if I were you.

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

What does this coming year hold for me?

[ahriman-gonzo.livejournal.com]

What evil lurks in the heart of men?

[banana.livejournal.com]

When will I find a good spot for a vegetable bed in my back garden?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I see bright, golden days. Golden, and melty, and friendly and tasty. Like cheese. Lots and lots of cheese, for some reason. I don't pretend to understand. It must have something to do with Wisconsin; maybe it's interfering with my psychic transmissions...

And that's no gouda! Hwah ha ha...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Um...

I dunno, but The Shadow does. I'll go ask him!
*patters off to go tap the imposing dark creature on the shoulder*...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I see...late next spring, when it's almost, but not quite too late to do anything about it. I also see waaaaaay too much squash. And don't let any morning-glories near your tomato plants, no matter how much they want to be there!...

Good to seeya, mister! How are things?

[banana.livejournal.com]

Not too bad thanks. 8~)

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

When will our CEO be indicted and for what?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

He will be indicted in time for Valentine's day, and...hmmmm...oh dear. There's definitely farm animals involved. And Youtube. Gross...

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the heads up... I'll be careful if I ever meet him and he wants me to shake his hand... Swine flu and all! Youtube? Eeeeeew!