I'm on a CrushList!!!Arrrgh!!!

[msfledermaus]

Sooo...some of you might be getting weird stuff in your e-mail, since I was dumb and guessing who it is has a crush on me.

I'm an idiot...

So now I'm doing what I should have done in the first place instead of goofing around with their evil little site:

Anybody have a crush on me? Hah? Well? 'Fess up!!! Or I'm coming over there with a Tickle-me Elmo doll, some rubberpants and the accordion--for your asssss! Tell!!! Tell, dammit!!!!

(I'm not as patient as I should be, I know...)

Soooo...if anybody gets crush mail, just delete it and know it's from me. I love you all, you know that...

Ms Eff, with a big bouquet of roses and big wide brown eyes...Pleeeease tell me????? *Blink blink*

Comments

[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

I have a crush on you!!!
But what's a crush list? (so yeah, that wasn't me...but I still looooooooooove youuuuuuuuu!!)

;)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Aha...the crushes are coming out of the woodwork, I see...

*Gives magick a giant kiss, and hands her some pretty flowers* I love you too, Sweetknees!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

I crush you!

*crush!* *crush!*

Auuugh!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I'm crushed!!
*Watches rose petals fall limply to the ground*

D'ohhhh...Now I have to get more!

Ms Eff, crushed and crumpled, staggers off to the roseseller's cart...

[banana.livejournal.com]

You're my favourite Minnesotan semi-pro artist goth-witch princessa in the whole wide world.

But I didn't do that crush thing.
I got the crush mail, and I didn't know whether it was annoying or intriguing...

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what J said! Except that I didn't get the crush mail, thankfully.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*phew!*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Both.

And you're my Favorite Londoner-programming-guy-with-cute-kiddies-and-swell-manners ever... No comparison, bebeh!!!

[banana.livejournal.com]

Thanks you. 8~)

We'd better stop now before people throw up.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Ms Eff, staarts to turn green*

Umm..I think I'm starting us off!!

gllk!

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

I wanna Tickle Me Elmo Dollie!!!!!!!

specially seeing as all the ones I played wiff you had to punch to make them laugh... which amused me immensely for some perverse reason...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ooh...Punch me Elmo!!! Ooof!

I should send you Jhonen Vasquez' Tickel me Hellmo..insanely funny. I'll see if I can find a link.

heeheehee!

Ms Eff...

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

sounds like FUN!

[corachaos.livejournal.com]

Anybody have a crush on me? Hah? Well? 'Fess up!!! Or I'm coming over there with a Tickle-me Elmo doll, some rubberpants and the accordion--for your asssss! Tell!!! Tell, dammit!!!!

When are you coming over?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

hehhehheh...soonish, I think. (I have to go find a Tickle me Elmo first, though...well, maybe I can borrow my friend's Furby and use that instead...)
Meh...heh heh hehhh..

it was me!!

[ms-demeanor.livejournal.com]

i'll claim that it was me, only if i get the tickleme elmo doll, the furby, and life size cutout of george bush (for darts)

Re: it was me!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...I might have to make more of the W. cutouts...the last one's getting a little ragged around the eyeballs.:)

Hehhehheh...