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msfledermausMaybe it was the rose perfume I was wearing at the Mines today, or just a really good hair day...but strangers and bare acquaintances were insisting on touching me. And me without any sharp pokey things to poke with...
First there was one cow-irker, then another, then a docent and finally a patron or two. It was mostly patting my shoulder or touching my elbow gently, but one was describing another co-worker with long hair by trying to touch my back. I managed to sidle off a little and gave the over-the-glasses disapproving look. (I learned it from Shamu. Nobody shows disapproval quite like a rabbit.) I dunno, Maybe it's just the dark coldness of winter or something that's making people crave human contact, and I'm rosy-cheeked and approachable-looking...or at least look like someone who won't try to judo-chop them too hard if they try. Alas, while wearing my polyester finery, the judo-chopping is not allowable, but I should practice my disapproving stare until I can make things melt by looking at them hard enough...
Hey, watch the hand there! My elbow, not yours!
*slaps wrist*
First there was one cow-irker, then another, then a docent and finally a patron or two. It was mostly patting my shoulder or touching my elbow gently, but one was describing another co-worker with long hair by trying to touch my back. I managed to sidle off a little and gave the over-the-glasses disapproving look. (I learned it from Shamu. Nobody shows disapproval quite like a rabbit.) I dunno, Maybe it's just the dark coldness of winter or something that's making people crave human contact, and I'm rosy-cheeked and approachable-looking...or at least look like someone who won't try to judo-chop them too hard if they try. Alas, while wearing my polyester finery, the judo-chopping is not allowable, but I should practice my disapproving stare until I can make things melt by looking at them hard enough...
Hey, watch the hand there! My elbow, not yours!
*slaps wrist*
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Date: 2010-12-09 02:08 am (UTC)>>That made me smile.
*Georgia Satellites voice* "Don't tell me no lies and keep your hands to yourself..."
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Date: 2010-12-09 03:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-09 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-09 03:03 pm (UTC)(Okay, that was just an excuse to say, "Butt Drama." I am a crass, crass thing. Heehee. Butt.)
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Date: 2010-12-10 05:56 am (UTC)My response (borderline-sputtering): "You can't do that! You can get FIRED for that! Don't DO that!"
And no more was ever said...or slapped. :P