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[msfledermaus]

I'm going home soon, and need to pick up some dinner.

I'm craving pizza for dinner.

I'm absolutely fucking insane. Pizza? It's 90 degrees outside!!! Why the hell would I want pizza? Nummy, delicious pizza...

Ms Eff. With mushrooms...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ja, ja? Und den you mekk mitt der monkey stuff, ja? Verrry interestinct, darlink.

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

then i just had to touch my monkey..

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

do you touch de minkey a lot, ja? I understand zho much about you now...

It is a good minkey...

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

i touch my monkey when i can.

i try to do in private so as not to disturb people.

but sometimes i like to disturb people..

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ja, I know dat vun..everybuddy knows dat:)

Und vhy do you like to be disturbing peoples mitt de Minkey?

*strokes chin*

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

well, it's so much fun to watch people squirm

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Zho, you like der verms what squirm und der minkeys? such a complicated mental illness, ja?

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

yes please..

i'll have one complicated illness to go..

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Puts on paper hat*

uhhh, you want fries with that?

Ms Eff, eating french fries at you...*Munch munch munch..mmmmm, fries!*

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

are they manic?

or depressive?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

We can give you both for only an extra dollar:)

Paranoia's on special this week, too!!!

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

i'll have an order of all three!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

One Super Size paranoia package coming up!!!

And you even get the Shakes shake in your choice of vanilla, chocolate, or Prozac!

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

i want Prozac

no really.

i do.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Poor sweetie...Alas i have none, but maybe some st.John's wort tea with honey?

(I can't drink it myself, alas.)

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

St John's Wart makes me feisty.

It literally makes me want to punch people in the face.

Paxil was good though, a little TooooOOoooo good.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...Electrodes to the noggin, perhaps?
(Or possibly gingko? Makes the frontal lobes all tingly.)

alas I know not enough herbalism to recommend helpful mood-perking substances...all I can do is offer backrubs and possibly a Slushy or something.

Ms Eff, always wanting to be more helpful than she possibly acutally is:)

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

backrubs would be good.

damn you, now you got me all started again

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

See, see I'm not very helpful...I mentioned!!

Well, maybe I could try the virtual one..*Knead knead rub rub rub*

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

um,

yes...

knead me...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*knead knead rub rub rub massage push knead knead knead*

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[daruba.livejournal.com]

just like bread.