*Muah*

[msfledermaus]

Recently I've been grumpulunt lately...I think it was just the combination of weather and events and lots and lots of working. This last weekend was Toddlergheddon at the Mines, so to keep my spirits up I insulted everybody who asked me to do so on Facebook. But this is not for you, beloved LJers...

Nonono, instead, for you and only you, I have the Squee-athon. For anyone who asks me to, I will give the most florid, over-the-top compliments you've ever heard. Big, brassy, wonderful compliments that will make your cheeks glow and your eyes sparkle with life! Incredibly silly compliments that will make you think I am an A+ weirdo! All for you, just for the asking!

Okay--one, two, three, GO!

Comments

[mistressmedusa.livejournal.com]

aw heck, why not. go for it.


Also, Toddlergheddon sounds absolutely terrifying!!! I am so glad you made it out alive.

[sageincave.livejournal.com]

How can I pass that offer up?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I did, thank goodness. Though all those toddlers and their parents would have stopped right in their tracks at the first glimpse of your breathtaking beauty. They would have gasped and reeled with the delightful vision before them, awestruck. And they would promise never to touch a painting if you would only smile at them, just once...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

You can't, and you shouldn't, because your clever, clever mind knows that those compliments are deserved! More than deserved--you have a backlog of awesomeness, just waiting to be recognized fully! So much awesome in one place that one day there will be critical mass, and a Black Hole of Awesome will open up and suck in all the good things in the world...

Just sayin'...

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*timid wave and hopeful smile*

[scentedwoods.livejournal.com]

I've very much enjoyed my insults before -- I can't even imagine how wonderful a Squee would be!

[annablume.livejournal.com]

Well, who doesn't want that!

[fleur.livejournal.com]

Oh god yay!!

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Oliver Twist voice: Please, Ma'am, ...may I have some more??

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! My life is now complete! I couldn't bear another minute without you waving and smiling at me! Your kindness and humor make the world a little less cynical and grumpy, and I adore you for it! Your family is a treasure, and did I mention I *love* your hair? It's just so shiiiiiiny!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Squees are pretty wonderful things,just like you! I can't get enough of your sassy ways and your clever posts, you know! You have the most angelic eyes, and the patience of a tried-and-true saint! Angelina Jolie cries herself to sleep every single goddamn night because she still doesn't look like you!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

EEE-zactly, you brightly-colored gem of the LJ world! A minute, just one minute of reading any of your posts is like being given an apple of gold...and gold all the way through, mind you, not this cheapy plating business! You are a doyenne of taste and elegance, and I am so happy to say, "Yeah, I know Annablume, isn't she dreamy?"

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hi there, you freshly trimmed wonder-woman! Your charitable hair-growing alone is worth a bushel-basket full of compliments! And your mad knitting skills leave me gaping in the dust like an intrusive river-carp, after seeing the wonders of walleye...let's face it, this humble babe can't begin to be eloquent enough to sing your praises, there's just too many of them!

So two words: You. Rock...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

but of course, you most chivalrous, excellent friend! Between your rapier-like wit With every step you take there is a trail of powdered gemstones,marking the trail of a Great and Wise Man! Spendy gemstones, too, not just quartz and agates and whatnot!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

:-)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I've been waiting for you, mister...waiting and giggling, because I couldn't wait to give you the compliments you so richly, richly deserve!

*Extra throat clearing, cough drop, testing with *mimimimiiiii!*

You, sir, are the sole and only reason that Milwaukee has anything great about it. That's right, you! If the Chamber of Commerce knew what they were doing, they'd put up a huge sign at your house, saying,"The Residence of Kevin, Bon Vivant!" And people would ooh and ahh every time they saw your back garden, or your inspiring, heroic figure toting a shovel or the lawn mower or driving out for groceries. There would be enthusiastic applause when you step out for the day and arrive home at night, having to wedge yourself between all the happy offerings of flowers, candy, balloons and plush Cthuhlus. You personally would revitalize an entire city, I tellya! But since you're a modest fellow, it's probably better to lie low and let your brilliant and excellent personality shine for your friends and family. And I am so happy to be in their number!!

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

...not to mention turquoise. Thanks, Ms. Mausi!!!

cause phoebe can't type

[thepinksatan.livejournal.com]

woof, tail wag (pick me please)

Re: cause phoebe can't type

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Awww, who's the cutest marshmallow in the history of Ever? it's the Feebers! Yes you are! Yes you are! *scratches behind ears* Who's a pretty girl, huh? Who's pretty? Phoebe's pretty, aren't you darlin'?
*pats butt* Good girl! You're such a good girl! *pat pat pat pat pat*

And her mom's pretty damn cool too, BTW. Hurray for Phoebe coming back to the Island!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, my dear! That means quite a lot, coming from one so fabulous as you! The very queen of fabulosity! And not only that, but of Mausiland! And not only that, but a Very Important Person of island culture!