Ms Eff's Pretentious Poetry Corner
Jul. 31st, 2001 02:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus*WARNING! BAD POETRY AHEAD!!!
I have a hot burning for you
like the dregs of a fabulous asteroid hit
that breaks through the core of the planet
'spewing lava and steam everywhere,
and causing mass extinctions flash-fried in magmous glory, like your kisses.
the Fires rising from the ground filled with the shrieks of running people;
A Godzila movie without the big radioactive reptile...
Flares of hotness that can be seen from space...
Filling my heart with big molten rocks;
Killing off the world in it's beautiful, furious
explosions of love, burning, burning...
It burns!!! IT BUUUUUUURNS!!!!!
*ack!hack! Hooey!*
Ms Eff....writing poems for you in just under 3 minutes. Are you proud?
I have a hot burning for you
like the dregs of a fabulous asteroid hit
that breaks through the core of the planet
'spewing lava and steam everywhere,
and causing mass extinctions flash-fried in magmous glory, like your kisses.
the Fires rising from the ground filled with the shrieks of running people;
A Godzila movie without the big radioactive reptile...
Flares of hotness that can be seen from space...
Filling my heart with big molten rocks;
Killing off the world in it's beautiful, furious
explosions of love, burning, burning...
It burns!!! IT BUUUUUUURNS!!!!!
*ack!hack! Hooey!*
Ms Eff....writing poems for you in just under 3 minutes. Are you proud?
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Date: 2001-07-31 01:05 pm (UTC)That is so wonderfully bad!
You are so HOT!
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Date: 2001-07-31 01:35 pm (UTC)*touches side* ssssssss!
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Date: 2001-07-31 01:07 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-07-31 01:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-07-31 01:55 pm (UTC)spank me three ways from Sunday.
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Date: 2001-07-31 01:58 pm (UTC)Who do you think I am? (don't answer that!!!)
I said once I was the reigning queen of pretentious poetry, didn't I? Maybe I didn't...
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Date: 2001-08-01 06:48 am (UTC)all of the above.
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Date: 2001-08-01 07:02 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-01 07:03 am (UTC)better than another one of those
"poetry and the poet. my life as a struggling artist" bullshit poems everyone's doing nowadays.
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Date: 2001-08-01 07:21 am (UTC)I get bogged down when I try for Doom and Angst and such, so I write the WORST poetry I can..if it's gonna suck, I'll mahe it suck good and hard..OOh, what did I SAY?!?!
Uhhh..ignore that!
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Date: 2001-08-01 07:27 am (UTC)there you go again teasing me!
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Date: 2001-08-01 08:04 am (UTC)Ms Eff, no, don't ask her, either!!! Nonono!!!
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Date: 2001-08-01 02:52 pm (UTC)hahaha
told you!
i know it!
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Date: 2001-08-01 03:04 pm (UTC)so there!
*rushes over to cover D's ears so people can't tell him, uhh, lies, yeh*
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Date: 2001-08-02 05:36 am (UTC):P
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Date: 2001-08-02 07:12 am (UTC)*Twists D's ear gently*
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Date: 2001-08-02 07:21 am (UTC)YUM!
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Date: 2001-08-02 07:32 am (UTC)*lets go of ear. I AM a tease, neh?*
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Date: 2001-08-02 07:38 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-02 08:05 am (UTC)Miss me miss me now you gotta-ack!!! I run awaaaaaaay!
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Date: 2001-08-02 08:35 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-02 08:49 am (UTC)*runs around in circles*
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Date: 2001-08-02 08:51 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-02 08:54 am (UTC)*Helps Daruba up* Jeez, can't run around in circles and such without you falling over...maybe we hould get your inner ear checked.
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Date: 2001-08-07 08:26 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-07 08:54 am (UTC)*gets out Super-Q-Tips for the Heavily Waxed*
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Date: 2001-08-07 10:55 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-07 11:24 am (UTC)*raises hand*
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Date: 2001-08-07 03:26 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-08-08 07:19 am (UTC)didn't see that one, though.
*jabs D with giant q-tip*
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Date: 2001-08-08 07:42 am (UTC)If you know what i mean!
*giggle*
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Date: 2001-08-08 07:59 am (UTC)Do yer own ear, then!!!
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Date: 2001-08-08 08:39 am (UTC)that's the sound of me doing my own ears
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Date: 2001-08-08 09:33 am (UTC)Don't you brandish that at me!!!!!
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Date: 2001-08-01 07:16 am (UTC)*whistles* Santa Claus is comin' to town....
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Date: 2001-08-01 07:25 am (UTC)be swift.
justice and retribution.
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Date: 2001-08-01 08:07 am (UTC)Ms Eff, packing the utility belt with sonnets, copulets, some haikus, and a nasty double-edged double entendre...
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Date: 2001-08-01 03:04 pm (UTC)