*stomach rumble*

[msfledermaus]

I have peppers and shallots and yams waiting for me on a bed of rice...and wasaaaaaaaaabi!!!!

I am Jack's rabid drooling problem..*foam drool foam*

And I have definitely dropped a little weight. Good. But whyyyyyy must it always be boobs FIRST?!?!?

Ms Eff,with more room in her bra for weapons. dont'cha hate it when that happens? *snicker*

Comments

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

Hah, I lose weight in my face and arms first, so people tell me I'm too skinny. Of course I lose it last and gain it first in my thighs.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

That's always the way...That is definitely my fat resevoir. and my pokey belly. *Pats belly*

[banana.livejournal.com]

> Wasabi
Keep it away from your nose.

> drooling
I don't know *what* you're talking about, but it sounds fun!

> why boobs
They're mostly fat.
hehe: if you put all that fat on your backside it would be bad, but on your chest it's good - does that make *any* sense?

> room in her bra for...
...insertion of $50 bills by appreciative passers by?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

;P''''

I *like* that wasabi-tingle!! And I was drooling over the prospect of Wasabi using a bizarre metaphor originated by "Reader's Digest" and perpetuated by "Fight Club" *grin*

And yes, boobs would look funny stuck to my butt.*Double grin* But where would the $50 dollars go then? Oh dear...

[banana.livejournal.com]

Desmond Morris has a theory that male primates are usually attracted to the females' rear ends, which is why human boobs (unlike in other primates) look a lot like buttocks...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I read that in "Naked Ape" I think--I remember the name. I thought it was an interesting theory. As for the validity? Who knows? But there sure is a parallel, that's for sure.

Funny, we keep seeing and reading the same stuff....:)

[banana.livejournal.com]

I confess - I'm your doppelganger.
Taller, less hair, and er, other physical differences, but in some ethereal way, the other you.

No need to reply - I know.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I do too...

*Telepathic synergya-go-go...*

[banana.livejournal.com]

Just what I was thinking

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Precisely!! Exactly!!!!

*thinks at J*

[banana.livejournal.com]

:: funny reply-thought ::

8~)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

heehee!

*Thinkitty think think*

[banana.livejournal.com]

Warning
You should be aware that the FBI is monitoring the telepathynet, scanning for dangerous thinking.
Consider encrypting your thoughts.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Encrypts thoughts and overlays it with a "Fuuuuck J. Edgar Hoover!!!"

They're coming to get me, uh huh!