almost forgot!!!

[msfledermaus]

...Recently there was an unusual robbery in Rochester, Minnesota, where $35,000 worth of bras were stolen from Victoria's secret in broad daylight. Over 1000 bras of different sizes were reported to be stolen from several boxed displays, and the contents would have fit into two large shopping bags. There are no leads, and nobody saw the robbery in person or on camera.

I'm not kidding, people!!!!

Ms Eff, astounded, amused, kerflummoxed, and downright bemused...

Comments

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Hmmm! I wonder if I have a clue about this. Heather and I ordered Victoria Secret bras from a special EBay offer...but never got them. The check was cashed, though. I wondered how they could be selling them so cheaply. Duh! *L*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, Watson, we may have found our culprit!!!! And in a fetching waterbra to boot!!!

to E-bay, fast!!!

Release the Hounds!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*Watson tightens her bra straps, adjusts her cups, and follows Sherlock Maus to Ebay*

Re: Release the Hounds!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*puffs on bubble-pipe*

Interesting, Watson, we've got Bra-tags litterng the floor in a path, right next to the Sock-monekys aution site. I can see them off the Bra-cam...*Swivels the Bra-detector* I can see them..there's movement all over the place!!!!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

1000 bras in two shopping bags?

$35 a piece?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

yep..keep in mind it was Victoria's Secret, and they can be *very* spendy. Buying bras is one of the most annoying things a woman can shop for...and sometimes it's embarrasingly expensive.

Re: Release the Hounds!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*Watson is temporarily mesmerized by all the movements....jiggle jiggle*

Oh...ahem...what case number should I write on the file? Case No. 36B?

Re: Release the Hounds!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

more like 38 dd...the BIG ones are here!!!!

AHHHHH!!!

*Ms Eff and CynWatson are attacked by flying bras of every description*
"Who keeps flinging these bras at us!?!?"

[madhouseasylum.livejournal.com]

that's rad! just the fact they got away with it rocks!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I keep wondering where they're going to turn up...I mean, can you imagine trying to fence $35,000 of hot bras?

Well, maybe E-bay?

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[madhouseasylum.livejournal.com]

that's what i was thinking!! I bet it was guys too...I'd distribute them to friends across the country -five for you, and five for you- saying that they need to return them for a store credit - *smart idea!*

[i.livejournal.com]

Ms Eff, astounded, amused, kerflummoxed, and downright bemused... and wearing the new lacy bra she picked up for a song from a guy with a van in the parking lot at work?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Well, the price was right...
(Hides big handful of lacy bras behind back)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that IS a good idea...better than out of a truck somewhere:)