You know something?

[msfledermaus]

...some of the Postal guys remind me of my Gradfather's buddies--big sexist good ol' boys who will see what kind of buttons they can push with you. This morning I went to go pick up the mail for my building and this
one person kept trying for my home phone number--with my BOSS right behind me looking at him funny. Sheesh. (I just made some politely smartass comment--after all, if anything got weird I had my boss right there with me...)

Anyway...as Happy Halloween Month goes merrily forward, today i wil, as a special treat.....READ YOUR FUTURE!!!! I will put on the scarf and look into the Sparkly Crystal thing again and tellyou what your future has in store!!!
(Keep in mind--this is for entertainment purposes only, I've been known to make up stuff and lie like crazy, and you get what you pay for...) soooo, ask away, and see what Ms Eff has to say about your life!!!!! *spooky "whoo!" noises.)

Ms Eff, in her black and white checkered pants..her costume today is the Mighty Chessboard!!! And I'm the Queen, bebeh!!! I can go anywhere on this board I please; I'm THAT powerful!!!!

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[dreaming-soul.livejournal.com]

What does the great Ms. Eff see in my future?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*eyes get unfocused*
ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Okay,,,sparkly wonder sez that not all trick-or-treaters are benign, and anybody in a hockey mask and a chainsaw may actually be bad luck for you. Anime has the answers to all your questions and may give you new questions to boot--especially if you watch "My Neighbor Totoro" after a beer or two. Avoid anybody in a monkey costume before the 15th.
Write nothing but haikus for a day, and the Universe will thank you for it. Yes, even bill statements if you have to....

Ms Eff, Seer of Stuff that needs to be seen to be believed...

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[dreaming-soul.livejournal.com]

lol I'll have to watch My Neighbor Totoro while speaking in haiku!! thanks ms Eff!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Anytime you need
silly futuristic stuff
I am there for you....

[joei.livejournal.com]

Please, please, oh Mystic Effness, tell me what my future hold for me? I can't wait to know.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Waggles sparkly fingernails*

Woooooh....I see Hordes and hordes and hordes of little creatures attacking your house...they could be kids, they could be those annoying box-elder bugs...Ummm, One group gets candy and the other group gets bug-spray. Don't mix them up!!!
I also see a coworker popping her head up at unexpected times to scare you, but that's probably not a suprise or anything.
...I see....I see little moving limbs in your future...they're sparkly..dunno what that's all about but it will give you happiness and cheer.
Avoid anything that rhymes with "Booger" on the 17th....(You can sneak "sugar" though because of that "u" sound..but everything else is off limits!)

Ms Eff, seer of the Beyond...

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

She can sneak sugar, huh? Ooh, risky!

[joei.livejournal.com]

Especially risky since I have a doctor's appointment coming up. But wait... that appointment is before the 17th, so it won't count until the next appointment. Yay!!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

See, see I was right!!!

[joei.livejournal.com]

Of course you are right. I never doubted. *crossed fingers behind back where Mausi can't see*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

;P''''''

*grin*

[joei.livejournal.com]

Sparkly limbs? Oooh I love it! What are they going to be? Men in sequined jackets coming to clean my house? Glittery branches in with a huge bouquet of fragrant flowers. Or maybe it's an early snow glittering on the branches of trees.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

oooh, I didn't think of the sequined housecleaners...coooool!

[joei.livejournal.com]

That's the one I'm kinda hoping for. But the flowers would be nice too.

If it's the sequined housecleaners, I'll invite you over for popcorn and oogling.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Oogle oogleoogle*

[fleur.livejournal.com]

Oh do please read the majical sparklies for me my dearest mausefer...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Magical sparkly rock sez:

"Spoooooooon!!!"

??EH? I didn't get that, but maybe the Rock wants you to have a rallying cry for when things get weird at work, home or play. When things get tense and unhappy, just stand your ground, look the unhappiness right in the eyeball and yell "SPOOOOOOOOOON" until you feel better. State Employees may try to throw rocks at you if you get too close. A Maus has your phone number, bebeh....

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

pick me pick me

anything special for me in the crystal post today? :>

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I see.....I see...Luuuuv. that's right, funky misspelled Love in your future...People who mean well and just screw things up for everybody...and they luv you. Treat them with caution, possily you may need to duct-tape them to something.
You will also find great relief and humor from reading all the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics in one go...but it might not be healthy for any roommates you may have. I recommend the first comic with the Taco Hell cartoon in it...
Mooning a judge is a No-no after the 15th.

Ms Eff, advice giver a -go-go...

[sylvidoptera.livejournal.com]

Johnny is good at ALL TIMES! Yes! :)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaay!!!!!


And and and Wobbly-Headed Bob!!! And of course...Happy Noodle Boy!!!!
("Spank my ass and call me Debbie!!! Corn!!!
Fllooby-scoobie woobie!!!!")

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

So what's in store for my weekend?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I see Chilly weather, and definitely garage-realted activity. (Don't know whether it's yurs or Cyn's) A Maus may call you at some point. Singing any Jimmy Buffet tune will get your hed punched lightly by somebody...
also, you will need an exra pair of clean pants...don't know why.

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Do you see any Shrimp Etouffe in his future? Possibly paternally prepared?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It could be where the clean pants come in--some kind of Shrimp Etoufee' accident...

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

I don't know, girl. You're not exactly going out on a limb there. Except maybe for the pants thing.

No, not there either.


>;-)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*grin*

I didn't mention the potential zombie Invasion, did I? Damn, I forgot. Well, I'd keep a lot of torches and chainsaws around if I were you this weekend...darn Zombies...

[ex-ilona40.livejournal.com]

Today I am dressed as SuperStar Dorothy.
Black t-shirt with SPARLKEY red star on chest, black pants, RUBY RED SHOES.

Please read my fortune...



and my roommate gave me some information. You're a bad bad maus.. in the best best way. :)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ruby red shoes?!?! I'm jealous, I am!!!

Okay..your future is...let's adjust this thing, shall we? Okay...Your x-ray vision will make you have a new dimension on humanity when you can see what kind of underwear people have on. You will wear lots of tight Spandex, but other superheroes will get all shy and hide behind lead planters and lead pipes when you walk by. Your kitties know the Secrets of the Universe...but that's not a shocker.

Ms Eff, Sees all, knows more than she should...

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

See any good stuff in there for me?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...Sparkly thing sez that Most of yur angst-ridden stuff has now had it's day, so there should be better things popping up now that Captain Chaos has jumped up and down on your life for a bit...(Have you considered a super uniform? Drag out that Wrestling mask!!!) Extra rations of Hug have been set aside for you at the Table of Love.....

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I'm bellying up to that Table Of Love and holding out a big plate. Fill 'er up!

Maybe it's time to pull out my Xena leather outfit and do some struttin' around. yiyiyiyiyiyii!!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Ms Eff gets out her Evil chef hat and ladles a
heapin' helin of Love onto cyn's tray...*

and you get SweetTarts with that, too, oh
Leather-clad one!!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

hard to say YIYIYIYIYIYYIIIIIII when you're puckered up with SweetTarts!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Lemme try!!!
*schluck suck schluck*

Ymmfymmfymmfymmf!!!

You're right..*gulp*

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I should switch over to the icon of me in my Xena costume.

Fear me, Corporate Overlords!!! yiyiyiyiyiiiiyiiii

(got anymore SweetTarts? French Fries? Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese Sandwiches? Chocolate Pudding with bananas?)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Piles the tray high with various goodies, including the Dreaded Peanut-Butter and "nanner sammidges*

I bet they'd have to pay more for a superhero...
Feh on them, those Overlords...time to moonlight as a crime fighter in tights...for that you need...pudding!!! Gobs and gobs of pudding!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

You're "pudding" me on!
*snort*
mweheheh...ahem....*cough*
*crickets chirping*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I thought it was funny...but then I would, wouldn't I?

*Jams pudding in mouth*

Mfflglwug

ms eff, ms eff!!!! OVER HERE!!!!!

[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

HI HI HI!!!!! :) *muuuuuaaaaah* MISSED YOU SOOOO!!!

ok i have a couple questions.....

will i EVER find a job???

and

will the boi and i live happily ever after after he moves his ASS and gets out here for good?????

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

MG!!!!*Passionately friendly smootches all over your forehead*

Well, lemme retie the Scarf and see what the future has for you...

Hmm...I see paper shuffling, lots of filing...could be a job, or could be you're raiding the local library for the dirty stuff.
(Say it ain't so!!!) The boi will have many many heavy things to carry, so make sure you invite many friends to help, and feed them all pizza.
(I like Pizza...heh..) I see cuddling..lots of cuddling..whooh, I saw too much! Hey now!!
Ummm..It's hot in here...*fans self*

Ms Eff..hey, girly, e-mail me and I can try an actual reading for you...Glad to see you back!

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[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

ok i will right now!!!! yay! :)

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[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

(oh and that was just a FABULOUS reading...especially the cuddling part...it got me all a-flush...hee heee)

Thank you!!!! :)

[sylvidoptera.livejournal.com]

Am I too late to get in on this future stuff? :) It'd be nice to know there's something in the sparkly ball for me, too!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

You're never too late for your future, bebeh!!!!

Okay..*Polishes sparkly thing*

I see a bit of a dunking in the briny deep if you shimmy too far in that grass skirt. You will definitely find tea leaves and other weird stuff in your purse when you clean it out. (I blame elves.) Expect someone to buy you a nice lunch before the end of the 20th. Fairies will dance on your bedspread when you're not home, so look for tiny footprints....

[sylvidoptera.livejournal.com]

Elves, eh? I thought it was my purse itself that attracted stuff. I call it Mary Poppins' bag. hehehehe

The fairies are cool, though! Hope they give my cat a hard time while they're here! hehehe