Do the Humpty hump daay!!!:)

Yaaaaay!!! It's Shitty Pages Day!!! Woowwoo!!
More Savage Luv this afternoon!!! Smut!!! Filth!!!Lunch!!! Nap!!! *Spastic dance caused by too much coffee*

I finished the Flower Girl doll, complete with foofy dress and kickass hat. (Dammit, it's a good little hat!!) On the scanner, foofy one!!!
Now that she's done, I can try something a little more personal, or do some more work on my friend Leslie's painting. *Dances small fairy to the keyboard.* Mfjgltzz...heh, she's not such a hot typist yet. Give her a break, she's a week old.

I talked to my mother last night...She's doing better after a few weeks of recovering from my brother's problems. They bought a new car, she's gardening and making a mini Machu-Pichu in the clay
by the fence. She plans to plant it, and put in clay farmer ants in overalls to help keep track of which plants are what until they grow. She's excited for me about the dolls. Little does she know there's a unicorn one almost finished and waiting to go in the Mother's Day box.:) We don't always get along the best, but I love my mom...

Ms Eff, paint under her nails, big smile on her face.

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Did I mention I have a copy of a Happy Noodle Boy comic hanging on my wall near the Imac? He's keeping me company. With my review soming up next week, I need all the boost I can get.

Happy Noodle Boy sez..."You! Yeah you! I know what you REALLY are!!!I can't prove it but I'm on to you!!!! Gimme some cheese!!!"

Ms Eff, with a dubious copilot this morning...
HNB: "Shut up, demon-weasil!"

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When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you.

But if you're cramping...all the other women get sympathy cramps.

Ms Eff. Ow, quit it... Ow, Quit it... Ow, Quit it...

Drive-by LJ's (Who else does this?)

things have been slow here, so I've been hitting 'Random" and checking out other LJ's. I ran into some poor guy whose friend signed him up to Martha Stewart, specifically bagpipe-class newsletters...in cyberspace no one can hear you scream in bagpipe agony...


...or hear a badly played accordion. *Snicker*

Bless LJ and all it's sweet goodness.

Ms Eff, soon to go home and eat and cramp and nap.

I have pinata candy!!

It was a going-away party for a coworker. (Bye, Edith!!*Sniffle* Enjoy grad school!) We took turns whacking the bejeezus out of a giant pinata, and hugged her goodbye. *Smash!!* Candy flew everywhere!!!


Ms Eff, wondering what the cola-shaped lollipop tastes like...*schlurp* Well, whaddaya know...cola!!