Making iced tea in a styrofoam cup...

(I forgot my cup at home--again...)

I woke up around midnight to a knock on my door. I grabbed my bathrobe, carefully opened the door, and found two young guys asking if I'd had a lot of people over that night. (No.) Because some people were causing trouble, and said they were from the 8th floor. (?) They apologized for waking me up, I closed the door, locked it, and put a nice big stick by my bed, which helped me sleep. I was probably quite safe, but it never hurts to have a blunt object as a teddy bear...

This morning I painted a few rocks...I'm enjoying this. so much I forgot a bowl I promised a friend at work and Bri's cellphone,which he forgot at my place.
*siiigh* Looks like I get to stop at home for lunch:)

Ms Eff, hoping you all slept soundly...

Paper cut!!! Ow!

And right under the fingernail, too.

*Unwraps band-aid, applied caaarefully under fingernail.*

This is going to make it hard to type...*finger waggle* and of course it's the one I use to cuss out the fax, copier, meter, various piles of paperwork, and any picture of W. Bush I run across.

*Kisses boo-boo, which only makes it sting*
OW! Whose bright idea was this kissing open wounds, anyway? Don't answer that!!! Besides,I shouldn't grumble, I get about a papercut a week here. You'd think I'd be less whiny, wouldn't you?

Ms Eff, poking the finger. Ow. Ow.

Reading bits of a scary LJ...

I peeked in on amenlover's stuff, since Ana Voog mentioned him once or twice. I should have known better--it's a Fundamentalist Christian site, with this kid bashing whoever disagrees with him. Today he claims that the King James Bible is the only acceptable word, and that English(?) is the Chosen Language, etcetra.

Ack

Quel rude.

I don't like to bash anyone's religious choices--"Bob "knows it's been done to me often enough. *Grin* (I could tell you stories) But this guy could hurt someone really bad someday. I mean that. This kid seems so obsessed it wouldn't take that much for him to
switch from verbal assault to physical...
Just my humble opinion. (Keep in mind I spent some time in Montana, living near some seriously scary people. I may have a bias. In fact I know I do. *Shudder*)

Anyway...enough of that. Whatcha doon?

I just discovered a horrifyingly funny thing!!!

(This might be considered a local joke.)

If you take the July-August WAC calendar (they're free in coffee shops all over town), you'll see this sea of faces that are exactly the same.

Now get some scissors, some copy paper, and a little glue. I'll wait right here.

Ready? Now pick a face (You can include the body if you pick well and are really good with scissors) and cut it in half horizontally, right at the mouth line. Now put some glue on the back, and crook the new mouth a little bit. Glue it onto the copy paper.
Voila!!! You have Terrance or Phillip from South Park!!!!
(Or just about any South Park Canadian, for that matter. Ohhhh Cannnadaaaaa...)

Now you can make a whole bunch of them to lip off and make farting noises while you work!!!

(And for those of you who aren't local, ask nicely and maybe I can send you a calendar so you can see what I mean.)

Ms Eff, laughing her ass off and being a real danger with those scissors.