*drum roll*

By the power invested in me by the Lush Chocolate massage-bar I am...
*Drum roll and rim shot*

Once again, Ms ChoccyMaus.

*Snuffles self with a deep sigh of contentment*

Of course the down side is being chased down the hallway by other people who smell the chocolate...

Oh, almost forgot--

I finished the painting, so it's off to Gus Lucky's tonight after work. Yay!

So I sez to the guy, I sez...

...Lemur-Rob stopped by to peek at the stuff I finished and talk trash
when another coworker walked by whistling "La Marseilles"
Rob piped up, "Hey, that's British!"
"No, it's not, it's the French National anthem."
"Oh, oh yeah..."

*Small pause*

"You know, the British one is "West End Girls" by the PetShop Boys!!"
And with that, he starts to skank around the room doing the bass beat and trying to sing while I just hold my stomach and laugh.

I love my work sometimes...

The many-eviled splendor of Rob...

Dammit, every time I pass Rob he keeps SINGING "West End Girls" at me!!!
Down in the lobby, near the offices, everywhere...and he's made up
this bizarre little dancestep to go with it. I locked myself in the bathroom for a few minutes to get the giggles out...

Man, I haven't laughed like that for a while...certainly not since after last Tuesday.

Rob, you're a great friend, you crazy little bastard you.

Ms Eff, sure to see more spastic Rob-dancing in the very near future...

I keep on reading the paper...

...And I keep on feeling numb and quiet and sad.

Derek Jarman helps yet again...

...(Not sure where else this may come from, but I heard it
in "Blue")


....To be an astronaut of the void,
Leave the comfortable house that imprisons you with reassurance.
Remember, to be going, and to have, are not eternal.
Fight the fear that engenders the beginning, the middle and the end.
For Blue, there are no boundaries.....or solutions....


....Time is what keeps the light from reaching us.....

Something a coworker told me today....

...You know, if we had a Killer Bee Attack sort of thing, we'd be woefully
unprepared and defenseless in this building. That goes for Zombie Attack as well...We are so underprepared!!!!

*Checks coffeecup looking for acid tab*