Ms Eff's Pretentious Poetry Corner....
Jul. 9th, 2002 08:21 amOde to the Sick bastard that followed my neighbor home last night and *peed* all the goddamn way, yelling and grinning....
You know
Depends Adult Diapers
are probably affordable
for what
you paid
to get drunk enough
to
try to follow my neighbor home...
And
The staff at the 510 restaurant
were ever so gallant,
coming to
my neighbor's rescue....
I'd come eat dinner with you,
but you're
kinda spendy....
(Honest, my neighborhood usually isn't quite so, er, dramatic:(
You know
Depends Adult Diapers
are probably affordable
for what
you paid
to get drunk enough
to
try to follow my neighbor home...
And
The staff at the 510 restaurant
were ever so gallant,
coming to
my neighbor's rescue....
I'd come eat dinner with you,
but you're
kinda spendy....
(Honest, my neighborhood usually isn't quite so, er, dramatic:(