Now that I've created an army of David Hasselhoffs...

...the world will be mine to command...
*Crooks little finger to corner of mouth*
*Laughs maniacally*

Otherwise, not much cooking this morning. I accidentally took my work keys home with me--something that NEVER happens...there's a scolding note in my future from Control, for sure. I'm listening to a techno mix with a lot of Plan 9 From Outer Space. (The only thing guarnteed to get me out of bed are songs about aliens and flesh-eating zombies and Tor Johnson. Bow down before the Queen of the Geeks.)

*yawwwwn...*

awwright, which David Hasselhoff made coffee this morning?

I've said it before....

And I'll say it again....

Kookypants!!!

Fan Club...

...Some anonymous person left an antique fan on my desk early this morning with a bullfighting scene and glitter on it. It's absolutely beautiful. No one's owned up to it, even when I put out an all-staff e-mail asking if someone had lost it.

I'm guessing it's mine now.

I bet it was the Night Control guys or something. Or some sneaky secret admirer.

*holds fan and smiles*

Thank you, whoever you are!!!