A list:

Wearing: Gray shirt with black tank top underneath. Purple hair sticks. silvery pewter medallion with Celtic knotwork. Black pants, black socks. Light makeup. Some rose-scented dusting powder I made last night. Ear cuff, rhinestone watch.

Eating/Drinking: Chocolate banana bread, milk, instant foofy coffee. *Yuck!*

Feeling: Very rested since I tried to go to bead a little early and not read way past my bedtime like I've been doing recently.

Thinking: About work, about next week, about a new painting I'd like to try out.

Wondering: Whether I have the guts to look at the front page this morning.
(I always do--I'm such a news-junkie.)

Wishing: That the situps I did would help with my insane cramping this morning. (Ow. quit it. Ow. Quit it...)

Hoping: That your day is an interesting one. Boredom kills, and scientists have proof. Sneak a monkey into a coworker's office today!

LJ NEWS-Monkey abduction now worldwide!!!

With the abductions of Phill99 and most recently M_an_on, the world is now in a monkey-inflamed panic...who's next? Where are they being taken? When will they return? Who's behind this dastardly deed?
Will bombing Iraq bring back our plucky LJ personalities?.....


All our newcasters know is that just as the monkey troops seemed to be converging on the East Coast they went off radar and started throwing marshmallow peeps at planes...more than 50 have had to land becuase their windshields are covered with stickly pastel goo....

I was going to write monkeystuff, I swear....

Fun with a digital camera!

Amphigorey13 and I have been goofing around with the camera again...she's burning cds of pictures for me to send to people...yay me!

*Hugs Ms Phiggy even though she's singing "Xanadu" at me while I type*

We wnet to Ax-man and bought bizarre things and ate pizza and had lotsa caffeine:) A great night out....

I dunno what to say the Monkeys won't dooo....

...when we last left the Attack of the Flying Monkeys, they were descending in a spiral from the swollen sky with their cargo of struggling screeching indignant Lj'ers...descending onto an abandoned series of structures with flaking paint and disheveled tents. an ancient Merry-go-round creaked in the spitting wind as the kidnappers started to land. Quickly and with amazing strength for ones so wooly and small, they started to tie various LJ personalities together as the protesting kidnappees were herded into the largest building...what used to be the old Fun House.
"Not very fun, is it?" grumbles Phiggy to m_an_on and Phill99, her nearest fellow victims as they were unsteadily prodded inside the wide laughing mouth that greeted them at the entrance.
Low_Delta and Cynnerth, still ensconced in large butterfly nets, murmered assent as well as, 'Can we go HOME now?" and "where's my CHOCOLATE?' Dublos stumbled into Ruby_Slippers, apologizing as best he could while still spitting glitter everywhere, and Joei and Andrienne hatched various escape plans, none of which could work as long as they were still covered in duct tape. Khisanth just giggled at the funny, funny monkeys....

As they enetered the main room, they heard gloating, giggling laughter...


...and an unmistakeable voice yelling, "bad monkey!!! BAD BAD BAD MONKEY!!! you are in such DEEP shit now, Schultz!!! And you stole monkeys from Kapok island's Really wild Sock-Monkey Preserve!!! And my bongos!!! and that damn Orbital Mind-Control Laser!!! This is bigger than a time out, mister!!!!! This is No more ice Cream EVER!!!! Grounded!!! Forever!!! Why you little......."



Meanwhile, the kitties are unmistakeably hungry...and have started to take matters into their own hands........

tune in next time for.....Revenge of the Tiny Kitten!!!!