I dunno what to say the Monkeys won't dooo....

[msfledermaus]

...when we last left the Attack of the Flying Monkeys, they were descending in a spiral from the swollen sky with their cargo of struggling screeching indignant Lj'ers...descending onto an abandoned series of structures with flaking paint and disheveled tents. an ancient Merry-go-round creaked in the spitting wind as the kidnappers started to land. Quickly and with amazing strength for ones so wooly and small, they started to tie various LJ personalities together as the protesting kidnappees were herded into the largest building...what used to be the old Fun House.
"Not very fun, is it?" grumbles Phiggy to m_an_on and Phill99, her nearest fellow victims as they were unsteadily prodded inside the wide laughing mouth that greeted them at the entrance.
Low_Delta and Cynnerth, still ensconced in large butterfly nets, murmered assent as well as, 'Can we go HOME now?" and "where's my CHOCOLATE?' Dublos stumbled into Ruby_Slippers, apologizing as best he could while still spitting glitter everywhere, and Joei and Andrienne hatched various escape plans, none of which could work as long as they were still covered in duct tape. Khisanth just giggled at the funny, funny monkeys....

As they enetered the main room, they heard gloating, giggling laughter...


...and an unmistakeable voice yelling, "bad monkey!!! BAD BAD BAD MONKEY!!! you are in such DEEP shit now, Schultz!!! And you stole monkeys from Kapok island's Really wild Sock-Monkey Preserve!!! And my bongos!!! and that damn Orbital Mind-Control Laser!!! This is bigger than a time out, mister!!!!! This is No more ice Cream EVER!!!! Grounded!!! Forever!!! Why you little......."



Meanwhile, the kitties are unmistakeably hungry...and have started to take matters into their own hands........

tune in next time for.....Revenge of the Tiny Kitten!!!!

Comments

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Mikhail shakes fist at swollen sky... "You'll never get me, Schultz. There's confetti where your heart should be... made of Florida ballots that should have been counted" OK, somebody, get meoff my soap box... I'm too good a target up here...

Turns back toward Schultz's lair: "Can I have your ice cream?"

Trips over kitty "Mrowrrrrr..Hssssss!!!!"

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

"meoff"?

Oh my god, you're turning into a cat! :-D

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee! I knew it would happens someday!!!

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Good meowrning, Ms. Cyn

Re:

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Got milk?

[dublos.livejournal.com]

MMMRRROOOWWWW!

*** Rumbling stomach ***

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Go get them monkeys! Get'em!!! Fetch 'em up, kitty!!!

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

I'm SOOOOOOOO ready for the revenge part.....*swats at monkey divebombing him as it swoops around his cubicle*

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oop oop!
*shoots rubber bands at you*

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

*Runs screaming and clutching head*

Whooooop!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*shoots more rubber bands*

Heeeeeeeheheeeeheeheeheeheeheee!
*scratches self*

Re: Whooooop!

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

*Buries head in sand*

[spitfire-sam.livejournal.com]

*cozies up to her teddy bear*
i like story time!

*falls asleep in fetal position on the floor of the big top*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww...lookit the cute Slippers!

[spitfire-sam.livejournal.com]

*starts scratching butt in sleep*

Crazy quizzage

[burlinghoff.livejournal.com]

Orbital Mind-Control Lasers? Are you secretly an Illuminati?

Re: Crazy quizzage

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I bought it at a garage sale a while back...now that you mention it, they sure were funny people , all dressed in black and whispering at each other when I argued 'em down to $20 bucks....


*grin*

Hi, stranger!!! Welcome to the club!!!