You know what time it is? it's....Storytime!

Once upon a time there was a giant___________tiki in the middle of a _______________ paradise. The tiki's name was ____________, and was a representation of the Mighty God _______________ in his aspect as a ________________, complete with his "Jackass" cap and a t-shirt which said, ____________________. Many people called on the tremendous powers of the ______________ tiki, and would pour libations of Mai-tais and _______________ and ________in coconuts with huge umbrellas in them. Sometimes the umbrellas would fall out and bonk people, which would cause a great ___________ and _______________.

One day a storm arose on the Island of _________________, and the people went running to the shelter of their _________ Tiki. "Help, help!", they cried, "Our paper umbrellas are getting soggy, and so are the beer-battered shrim skewers!!" "Never fear" rumbled the __________________, "My people will never want for fried ___________ and _____________ with umbrellas!" So they all went in outrigger _________________ to Psycho Suzi's and ate pizza, drank libations and snarfed onion rings until they all passed out under the booths. And everybody lived happily ever after...

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