You know what time it is? it's....Storytime!

[msfledermaus]

Once upon a time there was a giant___________tiki in the middle of a _______________ paradise. The tiki's name was ____________, and was a representation of the Mighty God _______________ in his aspect as a ________________, complete with his "Jackass" cap and a t-shirt which said, ____________________. Many people called on the tremendous powers of the ______________ tiki, and would pour libations of Mai-tais and _______________ and ________in coconuts with huge umbrellas in them. Sometimes the umbrellas would fall out and bonk people, which would cause a great ___________ and _______________.

One day a storm arose on the Island of _________________, and the people went running to the shelter of their _________ Tiki. "Help, help!", they cried, "Our paper umbrellas are getting soggy, and so are the beer-battered shrim skewers!!" "Never fear" rumbled the __________________, "My people will never want for fried ___________ and _____________ with umbrellas!" So they all went in outrigger _________________ to Psycho Suzi's and ate pizza, drank libations and snarfed onion rings until they all passed out under the booths. And everybody lived happily ever after...

You know what to do...fill in them blanks!!

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[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I love Mad Libs!

Once upon a time there was a giant Lutheran tiki in the middle of a frozen paradise. The tiki's name was Ragnar Nui, and was a representation of the Mighty God Venturaronga in his aspect as a wrestling asshat, complete with his "Jackass" cap and a t-shirt which said, "Gas, Grass, or Ass...No One Rides for Free". Many people called on the tremendous powers of the Ragnar Nui tiki, and would pour libations of Mai-tais and Hot Dish and Mexican Lefse Wraps in coconuts with huge umbrellas in them. Sometimes the umbrellas would fall out and bonk people, which would cause a great outcry of "Hey, watch it dere, why doncha" and "Geez oh Pete. Borrow me them pliers so I can pull this umbrella out of my eye, doncha know!"

One day a storm arose on the Island of Nicollet, and the people went running to the shelter of their ice-fishing shacks. "Help, help!", they cried, "Our paper umbrellas are getting soggy, and so are the beer-battered shrimp skewers!!" "Never fear" rumbled Ragnar Nui, "My people will never want for fried cheese and lutefisk with umbrellas!" So they all went in outrigger winter-beater Oldsmobiles to Psycho Suzi's and ate pizza, drank libations and snarfed onion rings until they all passed out under the booths. And everybody lived happily ever after....

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh gods...the Lefse, the special Mexican lefse!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a giant flaming tiki in the middle of a godless paradise. The tiki's name was Bob, and was a representation of the Mighty God Robert in his aspect as a dude, complete with his "Jackass" cap and a t-shirt which said, 'Got Rum?'. Many people called on the tremendous powers of the flaming tiki, and would pour libations of Mai-tais and fruit juice and seltzer in coconuts with huge umbrellas in them. Sometimes the umbrellas would fall out and bonk people, which would cause a great gnashing of teeth and rending of clothes.

One day a storm arose on the Island of Yahoo, and the people went running to the shelter of their Flaming Tiki. "Help, help!", they cried, "Our paper umbrellas are getting soggy, and so are the beer-battered shrimp skewers!!" "Never fear" rumbled the fiery fellow, "My people will never want for fried snack food and drinks with umbrellas!" So they all went in outrigger canoes to Psycho Suzi's and ate pizza, drank libations and snarfed onion rings until they all passed out under the booths. And everybody lived happily ever after...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

This is so great...you even corrected my typos:)

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I am here to serve.

Some Say it With Flowers... I Say it With Helium

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a giant neon tiki in the middle of an asphalt paradise. The tiki's name was Xenon, and was a representation of the Mighty God Noble Gasby in his aspect as a simple but powerful asphyxiant gas, complete with his "Jackass" cap and a t-shirt which said, Gravediggers Local 13. Many people called on the tremendous powers of the neon tiki, and would pour libations of Mai-tais and White Russians and Thai Long Islan Iced Teas in coconuts with huge umbrellas in them. Sometimes the umbrellas would fall out and bonk people, which would cause a great sturm und drang.

One day a storm arose on the Island of Wikipedestriani, and the people went running to the shelter of their Neon Tiki. "Help, help!", they cried, "Our paper umbrellas are getting soggy, and so are the beer-battered shrimp skewers!!"

"Never fear" rumbled the Noble Gasby, "My people will never want for fried multi-legged critters impaled on toothpicks and foofy overpriced libations in an assortment of unnatural clours (with water-proof umbrellas)!" So they all went in concrete outrigger kayaks to Psycho Suzi's and ate pizza, drank libations and snarfed onion rings until they all passed out under the booths. And everybody lived happily ever after...

[qqthxnvkhfuuzza.livejournal.com]

Mine has a form of the 'f' word in every blank.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon, ya gotta post 'em...I dare ya. I double-dog dare ya...

...makes very little sense, but here ya go.

[queenofstuff.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a giant pixellated tiki in the middle of a
quantum paradise. The tiki's name was Meatplz, and was a representation of the Mighty God Lag in his aspect as a blogger, complete with his "Jackass" cap and a t-shirt which said, "My other t-shirt is also a t-shirt". Many people called on the tremendous powers of the usually distracted tiki, and would pour libations of Mai-tais and OK Soda and lint in coconuts with huge umbrellas in them. Sometimes the umbrellas would fall out and bonk people, which would cause a great disturbance in the Force and stuff like that.

One day a storm arose on the Island of Formerly Known as Garbage Dump, and the people went running to the shelter of their hydrophobic Tiki. "Help, help!", they cried, "Our paper umbrellas are getting soggy, and so are the beer-battered shrim skewers!!" "Never fear" rumbled the monolith, "My people will never want for fried brains and dancing with umbrellas!" So they all went in outrigger ice cream trucks to Psycho Suzi's and ate pizza, drank libations and snarfed onion rings until they all passed out under the booths. And everybody lived happily ever after...

Re: ...makes very little sense, but here ya go.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

This is my favorite one so far:)