10 things that will get you fired...

I was checking my e-mail this morning and on the home page, among the various celebrities doing stupid things and whatnot was a listing: "10 things that will get you fired."

Humph, that's an easy list to compile! Incredibly easy! I can do that without even thinking about it too hard!!

*ahem*

Ms Mausi's list of 10 things that will get you fired...

Coming to your job wearing a chicken suit and carrying a bottle of vodka and a machete.

Turbo-mooning your boss at the water cooler.

Answering your phone, "Hot Dixie's Dominatrix line! Please hold!"

Grabbing money from each and every wallet and purse you can get your hands on and stuffing the money down your pants, yelling, "Who wants to try to get their money back?!? Hah?! Hah?!?!"

Dangling your boss off the roof with a bungee cord.

Sending all the company mail to an address in Watts.

Sticking raw shrimp in all the computers.

Dumping a sack of flour in your boss's office and then rolling around in it.

Photoshopping your HR director's face into something involving animals.

Taking the company van to get detailed...in Mexico...



And that's just off the top of my head. I bet you all have even better ones:)