*Muah*

Recently I've been grumpulunt lately...I think it was just the combination of weather and events and lots and lots of working. This last weekend was Toddlergheddon at the Mines, so to keep my spirits up I insulted everybody who asked me to do so on Facebook. But this is not for you, beloved LJers...

Nonono, instead, for you and only you, I have the Squee-athon. For anyone who asks me to, I will give the most florid, over-the-top compliments you've ever heard. Big, brassy, wonderful compliments that will make your cheeks glow and your eyes sparkle with life! Incredibly silly compliments that will make you think I am an A+ weirdo! All for you, just for the asking!

Okay--one, two, three, GO!