On this day in history...

[msfledermaus]

Somebody tried to send a sheep via their business inter-office mail service.
The mail room complained. so did the recipient.

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[i.livejournal.com]

and the sheep didn't?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh, very likely...but the "Villiage Idiot" press doesn't quote him.

Beeeeeeeh...

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

*snickers*
I can't see why... ;)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Poor lamby...covered in paper and shipping tape...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

beeeeh...beeeeeh....
*head-butts inside of box*

*grin*

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

I wonder what the postage cost on sending a sheep is?? And who was the person who let this sheep through in the first place???

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It's all dependent on bulk weight...I'd have sent him media rate if I had to ship him..or UPS.

and I'm betting the sender would have had to bribe reception to come in with an unregistered sheep...

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

How do you know the sheep was unregistered?? Did it say that in your source?? ;)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Well, any sheep coming into a business would need a visitor badge, just like anybody else, of course!!!!!!

"Baaaah...Baaaaaah"

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

And have you checked the sign-in logs yet??

Maybe he did have a badge under all that wool!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

History doesn't relate...it's an untalkative bastard, history is...:)

*Heehee!*

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Well... then talk to the logs, instead of history. ;)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

But all the logs say are,
*Squiggle, date, dash-dash, squiggle, coffee-spill*

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Then I think you're going to have to put them under arrest for contempt of the Ms.Eff Investigative Court.... and search them!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I hereby declare these logs are insuficiently uhhhh...logged!!! the penalty is death!!!
*feeds them to the sheep*

there, that's all taken care of...

Beeeeeeh...Naaaaaaaah...

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Not really... as we still don't know if the sheep was registered?? Or who it was that allowed the sheep to go through the system?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I blame the government:)

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

When all else fails.. that's a good place to start w/the blame.

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

do ewe think he was lambasted until he felt sheepish for trying to ram that poor thing through the mail? ;)

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

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[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

baaaaaaad, wasn't it?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaaaaaan, was it ever...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he felt like a dip...a sheep-dip...

Well, you used all the Good sheep jokes.

[i.livejournal.com]

are you a member of puns?

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[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

No, surprisingly. Maybe I should. "Get thee to a punnery", he told her...ok, I'll stop. heh

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[i.livejournal.com]

two thirds of a pun. the first two thirds. PU

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[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

:-D