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Dec. 5th, 2001 12:53 pm
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*Burp*

Heh, s'cuse me...

The Sirens are going on right now. (It's a test...every first Wednesday of the month.)
They're continuing the sirens all winter now, something we didn't do before September. (We used them as tornado or storm warnings. Now...well, they're for whatever we need them for.)

Anyway...
*Unpacks paper bag and sets out one hot fudge sundae with banana slices, one small pistacio sundae, and a bottle of Reed's extra-strong ginger-beer*

I already had mine...Peanut-Buster parfait. And was it ever. *wipes fudge off mouth with napkin*

Date: 2001-12-05 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmmm...thanks for the HF with Nanners!
*sticky smile*

Date: 2001-12-05 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Wet naps?
*presents moistened towelettes*

Date: 2001-12-05 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
A wet nap is so much better than a spit-shine from my mom.

Re:

Date: 2001-12-05 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Cracks open a pack and hands them over*

Definitely...and I spilled some on my shirt, of course...lucky for me it's a black one:)

Date: 2001-12-05 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
Thanks.

:: takes the pistaccio one ::

Oh, good - a little flat spoon thing. 8~)

So if the siren goes off when it's not storm season, how do you know what it means?
"WoooOOOOOoooooOOO! BaaaaAAAAaaaaddddd thiiiiiinnnnnnnggggsssss!"

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Date: 2001-12-05 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Most Minnesotans go for a radio if we hear a siren when it's not the first Wednesday of the month. We're trained for it early on with tornado drills...the steps are as follows.

1:See the tornado warning flashing at the bottom of the tv while you're watching "The Simpsons".
2: Wait for the commercial break to check out the window. Listen to the sirens kick in down the street.
3: Watch the swirly clouds outside. Look at the dark rushing in. Listen to the siren blaring from down the street. Run to the basement when you see the green-gray color that means you're in big trouble if you're outside.
4: Grab your flashlight, candles, and battery-operated radio. Huddle in the basement, stairwell, or closet. Count thunderclaps. Hope the tree next to your apartment doesn't land on your car/house/garage/neighbors.
5: don't come out until the nice radio people say it's okay. Count fallen tree limbs. Check for flooding. Hear the next county got hit and
be grateful it wasn't you...

(In a different emergency, these days we just all go for the radios now and stay put. If we're at work, we either stay put or go home early, depending on whether it's safe.)

Date: 2001-12-05 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
So, then:
"WoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOO! LiiiiiIIIISSSSssssteeEEEEEnnnn ttooOOOOOooo theeee raaaAAAAAdiiiiiIIIIIIOOOooooo!"

Sorry, I'm making myself laugh.

Date: 2001-12-05 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Pretty much:) But the sirens basically mean, "Get under cover, you morons!!!"
There are plenty of people that ignore them..some sirens go off when the storms are far away, or don't go off in time and people end up hurt or killed. They're better than they used to be.

Once some jokers pulled a prank when I loved in Montana and set off the sirens there.
2:00 in the morning, the little bastards. I woke up thinking, "Tornado!!! Wait, wait, uhhh...it's Montana, what would they use them for? Attack? Fire? Cows?"

Date: 2001-12-05 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
"when I loved in Montana "
freudian?

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Date: 2001-12-05 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Yup, and totally missed on my part...d'ohhhhhh....

Date: 2001-12-05 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
"MoooOOOooo! MoooOOOooo!"

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Date: 2001-12-05 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Runs under cover just beforethe cows start hitting the earth*

Date: 2001-12-05 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
What do cats sound like as the drive by?

MmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeOWWW!

Date: 2001-12-05 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*Snicker* that was awful!!!

You know, rdsc said once you guys don't have much in the way of nasty weather..is that true?

Date: 2001-12-05 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
Some places get flooded every now and then, but very little other damage. It's a big deal if a few trees come down. I think it's to do with being near the sea, which keeps the extremes at bay. The tornados are in the centre of America, well away from the coast, aren't they?

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Date: 2001-12-05 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
That's right, though the East Coast gets some huge hurricanes.
Apparently the American Midwest has some of the biggest and most frequent thunderstorms in the world. Usually they start up in late spring and all through the summer, and there's usually a handful of really dangerous storms a year. Down south of Minnesota and Wisconsin are the *real* parts of Tornado Alley, and they get pounded on every year it seems.
(We also flood...a lot. A couple of years ago large parts of North Dakota was under water...they're still rebuilding.)


I have a coworker who's a storm-chaser, and whenever there's bad weather he piles into a van with some buddies and his equipment and they go looking for tornadoes. I like him; he's nuts.)

Date: 2001-12-06 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
The last time we had a really big storm was in 1987. This is known as "the hurricane". Famously, the weather man on TV, Michael Fish said "a lady has rung in to ask if there is going to be a hurricane tonight. There is not!" He was right on a technicality - the wind wasn't strong enough to be classified a hurricane, but it confirmed what everyone thought; that the weather forecast is useless.

You might think I'm making up a name like Michael Fish, but here he is:

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Date: 2001-12-06 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*snicker*

what an unfortunate name...

Sounds like you guys had what we call a derecho--extremely strong straight winds that cause immense amounts of damage. They're rare here, but they happen. Last time we had a real strong one it toppled most of the big trees in the metro area, toppled tombstones, flooded everything, dropped branches all over the houses...and my then-boyfriend and I were driving in it, trying desperately to get out of the flood plain before we got trapped. (We were okay, but lucky the car we were driving was this huge old monster of a car or we'd have ended up in the Mississippi.)

Weather is fun, so long as it's still not going on;)

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Date: 2001-12-05 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Yum!!! Thanks!

Date: 2001-12-05 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paradoxicalsoul.livejournal.com
I feel compelled to tell you about one of my most embarassing moments of my life...

When I was about 13 years old (a very embarassable age, you'll note) my mom and I were driving down to the local DQ to get a treat... we were talking about what we were going to have and my mom said that she wanted to get a Peanut Buster Parfait... I went to say something like "I really don't like Peanut Buster Parfaits much..." but it came out "Penis Buster Parfait"... needless to say, I was mortified and my mom was laughing her ass off at me... Then my mom, still laughing so hard, said "Does that come with nuts???"... I think I cried a little cause I was so mortified at what I'd said to my mom... of course now I laugh at it... but at the time... lol :)

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Date: 2001-12-05 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*giggles at the desk*

Oh wow...THAT was FUNNY!! Cool!

Date: 2001-12-05 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
here ya go...

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Date: 2001-12-05 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Ooooh...they're so delicate!!!

I'm kinda partial to the one up top...it's like a sea anemone or a flower under water..it's so pretty!!!

Re:

Date: 2001-12-05 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
here's a closeup. if you want it it's yours :)

Date: 2001-12-05 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Hmmm..piccie's not popping up...

But yes please...it's still saying, "Hi, I'm pretty!" to me:)

Re: try this one

Date: 2001-12-06 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Ooooooooh.....

sign me up!!!!:)

Re: try this one

Date: 2001-12-06 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
it's yours :) i'll pack it up today.

Re: try this one

Date: 2001-12-06 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Thank you!!!

*Jumps up and down in glee*

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