Career change?

[msfledermaus]

...Hmmm...*rustles through Weekly World News* Says there's a big demand in the field of Alien Implant Removers....No experience necesary?

I'm alllllllll over that...me, a scalpel, and some poor alien abductee's beeping ass.....*snaps on rubber gloves*


Now, to find some abductees...Will the alien abductees in the audience please raise your hands?

Comments

[eatstoomuchjam.livejournal.com]

Scalpel? You must be kidding. Just put one foot on their back and pull.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh.
*Pout*

*Puts away scalpel and gets out jar of vaseline*

You sure I don't need a scalpel?


(Hi there!)

[eatstoomuchjam.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you don't, but then... I have no alien implants.

At least none that I want removed...

(Hi)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

You sure? Damn!!!

Um...know anybody who needs an implant removed?
Maybe this isn't such a hot job pick for me....

How's things?

[eatstoomuchjam.livejournal.com]

I can think of at least a few people that should be checked despite their many vehement exhortations to the contrary. You know, just in case.

Things are well. Kicking butt, as usual. And you?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Making a rather large mess with ink and paint at home.:)
And I'm gonna run around and be socially reprehensible
here at work tomorrow--big posh opening.

(Hey, ya wanna go? I get free tickets for one other person, and another friend had to bug out. See Rich Drunk People Live!!! Look at arty stuff and go, "hah?!?" Watch semifamous artists steal booze in front of undercover cops!!)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

(I'm being a comepletely presumptuous git, by the way, so feel free to say, "No! absolutely not!!! I hate you and all you stand for." I won't be offended. It was just sort of a hanging out sort of idea thing.)

[eatstoomuchjam.livejournal.com]

Not at all.

I'm not sure about tomorrow evening. I have a couple of things planned - among them one of two farewell trips to a favorite site for UE. I always do have fun, though, when infiltrating high society. It would be even more fun to infiltrate society earlier in the evening and then decaying abandoned buildings later.

So maybe.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...the shindy starts at 9 and runs till Midnight. So that doesn't help much.
D'oh.

[eatstoomuchjam.livejournal.com]

In that case I will probably pass. I am planning on going to the other place around 10:30 and would never dream of showing up to a social event right on time!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. Have a good time--the abandoned houses thing does sound very cool.