On This Day in History...

[msfledermaus]

..Vlad Tepes, son of Vlad Dracul, was posing for his first woodcut as Voivode of his province in Wallachia when someone offered him a bowl of Turkish Delight. Offended, Vlad stormed out and was later seen ripping apart a pair of Turkish slippers with his teeth...

...the woodcut was never finished.



Yes, I'm making things up again. I bet you bought it for at least the first two sentences, though!!