Ms Eff's Pretentious Poetry Corner...

[msfledermaus]

You...

You coffee bean
just sitting there.
Like a lump.
Coffee bean.
*Insert bongos here*

How I hate you.
You non-nourishing thing
Shaped like a spleen,
you addictive, brown thing,
coffee bean....

That's all you'll EVER be.
Just a coffee bean.
I can hear your caffienated voice,
Squeaking and squeaking
In your chocolate-covered shell.
They all think I'm maaaaaaad.....

*Munch munch*

You deserved that.

Goddamn coffee bean....

*curtseys*

Thank you, thank you......
*More bongo noises*