Ms Eff's Pretentious Poetry Corner...
Mar. 21st, 2002 11:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausYou...
You coffee bean
just sitting there.
Like a lump.
Coffee bean.
*Insert bongos here*
How I hate you.
You non-nourishing thing
Shaped like a spleen,
you addictive, brown thing,
coffee bean....
That's all you'll EVER be.
Just a coffee bean.
I can hear your caffienated voice,
Squeaking and squeaking
In your chocolate-covered shell.
They all think I'm maaaaaaad.....
*Munch munch*
You deserved that.
Goddamn coffee bean....
*curtseys*
Thank you, thank you......
*More bongo noises*
You coffee bean
just sitting there.
Like a lump.
Coffee bean.
*Insert bongos here*
How I hate you.
You non-nourishing thing
Shaped like a spleen,
you addictive, brown thing,
coffee bean....
That's all you'll EVER be.
Just a coffee bean.
I can hear your caffienated voice,
Squeaking and squeaking
In your chocolate-covered shell.
They all think I'm maaaaaaad.....
*Munch munch*
You deserved that.
Goddamn coffee bean....
*curtseys*
Thank you, thank you......
*More bongo noises*
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Date: 2002-03-21 09:34 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-03-21 09:35 am (UTC)Heehee...I'm bad, I'm bad, Yee-hee-hee....
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Date: 2002-03-21 09:50 am (UTC)*GASP* So it's true... I didn't want to believe it, Ms Eff... *sobs* (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=msfledermaus&itemid=355536)
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Date: 2002-03-21 10:01 am (UTC)*Blasts self with burning sage, salt water and
a bottle of Lysol..*
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Date: 2002-03-21 10:03 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-03-21 10:07 am (UTC)*Rushes to the Indoor Beachy-tanning unit and sets the timer to "George Hamilton"
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Date: 2002-03-21 10:13 am (UTC)Oh you! You make me giggle like that wheezy laughing cartoon dog from Animalympics (a Hanna Barbara Production™®).
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Date: 2002-03-21 11:12 am (UTC)*comes out crispy*
Anybody got any honey mustard dipping sauce?
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Date: 2002-03-21 09:36 am (UTC)cooooool daddio
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Date: 2002-03-21 09:38 am (UTC)*bonga bonga boom a boom*
Award for the WORST EVER haiku goes to....
Date: 2002-03-21 09:45 am (UTC)brewing nectar of the gods
enslave me C. Bean
LMAO!!! Whoa is that atrocious or what?!
Re: Award for the WORST EVER haiku goes to....
Date: 2002-03-21 10:02 am (UTC)*Hugs Cyn*
I'm so proud!!!
Re: Award for the WORST EVER haiku goes to....
Date: 2002-03-21 10:09 am (UTC)Thank you...
Thank you very much...
Re: Award for the WORST EVER haiku goes to....
Date: 2002-03-21 11:13 am (UTC)*hip waggle*
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Date: 2002-03-21 09:39 am (UTC)Nice. :)
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Date: 2002-03-21 09:44 am (UTC)Not a chance, baby. Not-a-chance....
*adjust beret*
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Date: 2002-03-21 10:01 am (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2002-03-21 10:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2002-03-21 11:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-03-21 10:53 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-03-21 11:05 am (UTC)(Minnesota would have been nice....maybe Caveman and i could share?)