*drum roll*
Mar. 27th, 2002 09:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausI, MS FLEDERMAUS, QUEEN OF MAUSILAND, DO HEREBY DECARE THIS A DAY OF REST. NAPPYING ACCOUTREMENTS WILL BE PROVIDED TO ALL, AND PAJAMAS SHALL BE WHATEVER IS CHOSEN!!!! HIKEEBA!!!
And I think I can tell a story when everyone's settled in.
*gets out handmade quilt and Rupert the Gothy Bruin*
And I think I can tell a story when everyone's settled in.
*gets out handmade quilt and Rupert the Gothy Bruin*
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Date: 2002-03-27 08:50 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-03-27 08:58 am (UTC)*Gets out the pillows and makes a nest*
Okay...story time should be when more people show up or in a little bit, whichever comes first...but I know the story I'm gonna tell!!!
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Date: 2002-03-27 09:08 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-03-27 09:36 am (UTC)(Or I can splice it in later to a post)
THE STORY OF THE BLO AND THE VOICE-BOX SWITCH!!
(It's a true story!!! Stop me if' you've heard it already!!)
Once upon a time, in the pastel happyland of the Toy Stores, there were happy little Barbies with voiceboxes and a pull-string, and when you pulled the string the nice Barbies would say things like "Let's go shopping!" and "Math is tough!" Across the aisle in the Boy's sections were the talking GI Joe dolls, whose voiceboxes said "Eat Lead Cobra!" when their strings were pulled.
One fine day the Barbie Liberation Organization, or the BLO, decided that it wasn't fair that Barbie should have all the shopping fun...so they bought some Barbies and some GI Joes, switched the voiceboxes around, and snuck them back on the shelves for the good little boys and girls. And they were bought.
Now there were happy little Barbies who said, "Eat lead, Cobra!" and GIJoes who said, "Math is tough!"
The company who made both the dollies offered to replace the "tampered" dolls with new ones...and no one took them up on the offer. Nobody at all!!!
These days, all the nice dollies with voiceboxes are now tamper-proof, the spoilsports. But if you listen closely , sometimes you can hear on the wind, the sound of happy kids, amused adults, and a guy in camoflague going, "Math is tough!" when you pull the string...and they all lived happily ever after...
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Date: 2002-03-27 10:11 am (UTC)*clapping my hands and stomping my footy-jammied feet*
Now for a nappy-poo....Zzzzzzzzz
*snuggle twitch*
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Date: 2002-03-27 11:11 am (UTC)zzzzzzzzzz"Eat lead, Cobra, Hah!" zzzzzzzzzzzz....
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Date: 2002-03-27 10:12 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-03-27 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-03-27 11:17 am (UTC)Now for a nappy. *hugging the Borg-bear curling up... falling asleep... leg jerking every minute or two*
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Date: 2002-03-27 11:23 am (UTC)Yawwwnnnnnnnn
Date: 2002-03-27 10:26 am (UTC)Especially because I don't have to be to work for another 4 hours...
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Date: 2002-03-27 09:07 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-03-27 09:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-03-27 09:09 am (UTC)What's the story du jour?
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Date: 2002-03-27 09:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-03-27 10:11 am (UTC)[curls up in the middle of a bean bag chair wearing an over-sized tshirt that says "Awake? Me? You got the wrong person" and cuddles her stuffed polar bear]
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Date: 2002-03-27 11:12 am (UTC)