Choccy Maus strikes again...

[msfledermaus]

I feel a lot better today...most of it due to my down-home recipie for Maus Du Chocolate:

1 bath bomb
1 tub of almost uncomfortably hot water
1 chocolate massage bar
several towels
1 trashy magazine
1 very tired Maus.

Immerse Maus in hot water until al dente..this may take up to 45 minutes.
Add trashy magazine if desired.

Drain and dry Maus, rub with choccy massage bar until muscles feel better. Keep away from other chocolate addicts. Do not let the Maus chew on herself.
Drape with towels. Can be served with a nice beer and possibly a bad movie....

See? All better now...

Comments

[spooble.livejournal.com]

What kinda trashy magazine?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I had a back-issue of Time Out where they had funky decorating ideas for smallish spaces. (My favorite was the fundadelic one...couldn't live in it, but wow!!!!)

Usually I try for a back-issue of BUST or something...

[spooble.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Even my trashy mags are usually not-so-trashy...though I like to keep up on what Bat-Boy's up to...

[banana.livejournal.com]

Do you often look at your BUST in the bath?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*ba dump bing*

I have to, it's right *there, for Crom's sake!!!

[banana.livejournal.com]

OK, silly joke. You like magazines while bathing. I promise not to make a bad pun on the word "rack" here. 8~)

What is BUST, the magazine?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*ba dum bing*
Ohhhhhh the paiiin....

It's sort of an alternative, super-girly mag with riot-grrl overtones and interesting interviews with Janeane Garofalo and Iggy Pop and such. (And usually lots of weird interesting donated bits--it started as a zine long long ago.)

[banana.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good read, and Garofalo is an excellent name.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

She's my hero, is Janeane:)

I'll have to put up a link when I check the URL, it's got a new issue out...

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

I love chocolate massage bars. Especially the kind that massage the teeth and gums.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I finished my choccy bunny, by the way....
*siiigh*

He was good company...and had yummy ears...

[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

*licks chocolate maus*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yeeek!!! Tickles!!!
*doesn't run away*

[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

*nibbles on maus ears*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

EEEEK!!!

*twitches terribly*