Of course I paged through them...whoa...I could feel the brain cells die one by one, and the perfume made me sneeze.
There were a couple of different kinds, and yet the layouts were *exactly* the same. I tried the "are you too sensitive" test on Rob the Lemur Boy, with questions like;
"Everyone's invited to a hot party but you. What do you do?"
a: write in your journal for 10 pages about it.
b: shrug and go on with your life.
c: Give the hostess mean looks forever after.
We voted D: Crash through the picture window with a monster truck full of drunk Bikini Kill fans and agressively redecorate the place with spray paint and Sharpie markers...
Apparently we're not that sensitive. Who knew?
There were a couple of different kinds, and yet the layouts were *exactly* the same. I tried the "are you too sensitive" test on Rob the Lemur Boy, with questions like;
"Everyone's invited to a hot party but you. What do you do?"
a: write in your journal for 10 pages about it.
b: shrug and go on with your life.
c: Give the hostess mean looks forever after.
We voted D: Crash through the picture window with a monster truck full of drunk Bikini Kill fans and agressively redecorate the place with spray paint and Sharpie markers...
Apparently we're not that sensitive. Who knew?