Why are there a bunch of YM magazines in the breakroom?

[msfledermaus]

Of course I paged through them...whoa...I could feel the brain cells die one by one, and the perfume made me sneeze.
There were a couple of different kinds, and yet the layouts were *exactly* the same. I tried the "are you too sensitive" test on Rob the Lemur Boy, with questions like;
"Everyone's invited to a hot party but you. What do you do?"
a: write in your journal for 10 pages about it.
b: shrug and go on with your life.
c: Give the hostess mean looks forever after.

We voted D: Crash through the picture window with a monster truck full of drunk Bikini Kill fans and agressively redecorate the place with spray paint and Sharpie markers...

Apparently we're not that sensitive. Who knew?

Comments

[sylvidoptera.livejournal.com]

[falls over laughing] I like option D! I'm in!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I knew you would be!!!!

Paint cans at the ready!!!! glitterbombs!!! Stoli in bottles!!! Thrill Kill Kult on the cd players!!!
Wooooot!

[sylvidoptera.livejournal.com]

Oh oh oh! We can't forget the spray glue and the confetti eggs! :)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Woooha!!!!

[paradoxicalsoul.livejournal.com]

*gasp* you mean you didn't choose E) go to a Sweedish massage to sooth your hurt feelings and then send the hostess and each and every one of her guests nasty threatening anonymous letters?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oooh, you tigress, you!!!!

*gasp*

[spitfire-sam.livejournal.com]

no! not invited to the After-After-Prom party?!?!?!

omigod!!

i would choose F) send threatening haikus to the hostess' cat, Mr. Fluffy; then sneak into her house and carefully rearrange all the furniture, making sure to hide the remote controls behind the newly cemented-to-the-hardwood-floor couch.

Re: *gasp*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good one!!!