In honor of National Bad poetry day...
Jul. 30th, 2002 08:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausI give you another installment of Ms Eff's Pretentious Poetry Corner...
I
have no inspiration
for a really
decent poem
today,
and those
who are reading
are probably
not suprised...
so
i give you
a stream of
consciousness
where you all
can hear the gurgle
and chuck the occasional
pebble
or even coins
in the
form
of your own .02 cents...
unlike "bad Poetry night"
at your
friendly
local
cafe....
*slurps caffinated thing*
I warned you it was bad..it wasn't even bad-bad, it was just kind of lame-bad. Ah well...give me your bad poems then!!! c'mon, gimme!!!
I
have no inspiration
for a really
decent poem
today,
and those
who are reading
are probably
not suprised...
so
i give you
a stream of
consciousness
where you all
can hear the gurgle
and chuck the occasional
pebble
or even coins
in the
form
of your own .02 cents...
unlike "bad Poetry night"
at your
friendly
local
cafe....
*slurps caffinated thing*
I warned you it was bad..it wasn't even bad-bad, it was just kind of lame-bad. Ah well...give me your bad poems then!!! c'mon, gimme!!!
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no subject
Date: 2002-07-30 06:50 am (UTC)My syllables are uncounted
Oh dear
Re:
Date: 2002-07-30 06:56 am (UTC)Bravo!!! Bravo!!!
no subject
Date: 2002-07-30 07:05 am (UTC)late for work.
no matter, tough-
i still get
a sticky
chocolate covered
dougnut.
mmmmm,
d o u g h n u t . . .
and i still
get off
before the really
high heat
hits.
*bows* thank you!!
and maus, thank *you* for the wonderful evening.
*sniffs cautiously* is that peach i smell?
Re:
Date: 2002-07-30 09:58 am (UTC)Hey, put the whipped cream down!!! eek!
no subject
Date: 2002-07-30 10:13 am (UTC)*runs around with whipped cream*
hey, it's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out or a tonsilectomy or something.
Re:
Date: 2002-07-31 06:22 am (UTC)*eyeball falls out*
Can you get that for me?
no subject
Date: 2002-07-30 07:05 am (UTC)i went to bed
with a broken head
now i wish i were dead
but my hair is still red
i should look up some Vogon poetry!
Re:
Date: 2002-07-30 09:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-30 07:17 am (UTC)But there's no harm in practicing for the big day!
I wanted chocolate chip
But it was hidden in the clip
Behind the Wheat Thins bag
It bore a 60 cents tag
Forced to be healthy, I thought
The Wheat Thins I bought
240 Calories?! 90 Fat Calories?!
WTF?!!!
Thank you thank you...
Re:
Date: 2002-07-30 09:57 am (UTC)and wheat thins have THAT much fat? ack!*
Re:
Date: 2002-07-30 10:01 am (UTC)Also contains Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, AND Corn Syrup. Is Malt Syrup sweet too?
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Date: 2002-07-31 06:22 am (UTC)